Speeps's definitions
The best cheese. The cheese of cheeses. The king of all cheese products, not to be questioned by anyone.
Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.
Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.
by Speeps September 26, 2010
Get the Cheddar Cheesemug. Jasper: Sir, I regret to inform you that the smell of your trousers has attracted the attention of everyone in the room.
Sir Reginald: I see...
*awkward silence as everyone stares*
Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.
*leaves*
Sir Reginald: I see...
*awkward silence as everyone stares*
Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.
*leaves*
by Speeps April 3, 2011
Get the Fuck You Motherfuckersmug. Infinity times infinity. Far bigger than a million, billion, trillion, zillion, killion, jillion, padillion, fafillion, or kasmillion. Oddly enough, if you were to take 10,022 Jupiters and land them on Jupiter, they would weigh exactly one Krofdillion tons. Jupiter would then collapse along with the rest of the universe.
"No one's ever seen a Krofdillion anything. If there were a Krofdillion dust particles in the air, they would blot out the sun." - Steven Ping, Manager of the Double Dragon Chinese Restaurant and Part Time Fiction Writer
by Speeps November 3, 2010
Get the Krofdillionmug. 1. Common misspelling of the word "punch".
2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!
Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.
2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!
Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.
by Speeps September 6, 2010
Get the Pnuchmug. 1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.
Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left
2 - Good advice.
Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left
2 - Good advice.
Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.
Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
by Speeps September 26, 2010
Get the Never Eat Soggy Wheatmug. by Speeps March 3, 2010
Get the Golden Axemug. A phrase often uttered in response to something to which you didn't know how to respond; A phrase so nonsensical it immediately wins any argument and bests other nonsense, causing all forms of argument and nonsense to cease due to extreme confusion on everybody's part.
(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.
Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)
(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.
Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)
"You're an idiot, skrulls are fucking awesome!"
"Penis luigi."
or
"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"
"Penis luigi."
"Penis luigi."
or
"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"
"Penis luigi."
by Speeps March 3, 2010
Get the Penis Luigimug.