Definitions by Speed Racer

Bedster 

A person who spends most of their time in bed because they're too lazy or unmotivated to really do anything else. Typically this person eats, has sex, watches TV, naps, changes clothes, talks on phone etc ... and never leaves their bed. With the exception of needing to use the bathroom, and once that's over ... back into bed they go.

Oh my gosh, Brittany is such a Bedster, every time I talk to her she's always sleepy and always in bed. She spends more time laying down being lazy than anyone. What a bed potato!

Bedster by Speed Racer February 11, 2010

Ploppy 

Another word for going to the bathroom, but this happens outdoors and impacts the ground. It can be challenging to not get any on your shoes.

This weekend I went camping, and went ploppy out in the woods one morning. I definitely gave the next hiker something to step in.

Ploppy by Speed Racer June 30, 2008

sporped 

To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.

Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.

sporped by Speed Racer May 1, 2008

Fucktabulous

Something that is so amazingly wonderful, it's almost as good as sex...it's basically fabulous!

"Those 10 minutes of heaven in your bed were fucktabulous!"

Fucktabulous by Speed Racer August 23, 2007

Radio Free Colorado 

If you like Classic and Modern Rock internet radio to listen to, this station is the bomb.

Listening to Radio Free Colorado reminds people how bad FM Radio sucks today.

Radio Free Colorado by Speed Racer September 3, 2006

celicasupra 

Completely superior in every regard to the MkIII, and quite handy for driving over MB's head, because he's apparently an asshat. Second Generation Supra, hence the name CelicaSupra.

My MkII makes your MkIII look like ass, because it's very piggy like and slow.

celicasupra by Speed Racer January 26, 2005

Bush Bulge

During the first presidential debate on September 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under George Bush's jacket.

Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.

A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.

There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.

For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB

"Breaker 19, Breaker 19, I got a smokey on my tail....Oh wait, excuse me, what I meant to say is that I'm not concerned about Osama Bin Laden."

Bush Bulge by Speed Racer October 24, 2004