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sporped

To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.
Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.
by Speed Racer May 1, 2008
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Radio Free Colorado

If you like Classic and Modern Rock internet radio to listen to, this station is the bomb.
Listening to Radio Free Colorado reminds people how bad FM Radio sucks today.
by Speed Racer September 3, 2006
mugGet the Radio Free Coloradomug.

God's gift

Sarcastic term used for someone who generally contributes no benefits to humanity.
Person 1: I hate Philosophy students, Corvettes, German Shepherd dogs and anything by George Lucas.

Person 2: And I suppose you are God's gift to humanity?
by Speed Racer July 14, 2004
mugGet the God's giftmug.

Bush Bulge

During the first presidential debate on September 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under George Bush's jacket.

Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.

A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.

There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.

For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
"Breaker 19, Breaker 19, I got a smokey on my tail....Oh wait, excuse me, what I meant to say is that I'm not concerned about Osama Bin Laden."
by Speed Racer October 24, 2004
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ff

"What you been doin? You look all ff."
by Speed Racer June 5, 2004
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ATM space

The amount of space, in feet, you expect the next person in line behind you at the bank ATM to stand. Most people get nervous with less than six feet.
In Los Angeles you have no ATM space.
by Speed Racer June 25, 2004
mugGet the ATM spacemug.

AOL

Now AOL is trying to control the music download business with a new service called "MusicNet@AOL". It's bad enough that AOL censors content and keeps track of what you see, now AOL wants to keep track of what you hear.

Any song downloaded from the AOL MusicNet service contains DRM (Digital Rights Management) software code embedded in it. DRM is used so AOL and the RIAA can identify which AOL member is downloading which songs. If you don't believe AOL and the RIAA keep track of what you are doing online, you are a n00b. You obviously haven't read your AOL user agreement.

AOL sucks. Boycott AOL!
by Speed Racer October 12, 2004
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