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Bedster

A person who spends most of their time in bed because they're too lazy or unmotivated to really do anything else. Typically this person eats, has sex, watches TV, naps, changes clothes, talks on phone etc ... and never leaves their bed. With the exception of needing to use the bathroom, and once that's over ... back into bed they go.
Oh my gosh, Brittany is such a Bedster, every time I talk to her she's always sleepy and always in bed. She spends more time laying down being lazy than anyone. What a bed potato!
by Speed Racer February 11, 2010
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Radio Free Colorado

If you like Classic and Modern Rock internet radio to listen to, this station is the bomb.
Listening to Radio Free Colorado reminds people how bad FM Radio sucks today.
by Speed Racer September 3, 2006
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Fucktabulous

Something that is so amazingly wonderful, it's almost as good as sex...it's basically fabulous!
"Those 10 minutes of heaven in your bed were fucktabulous!"
by Speed Racer August 23, 2007
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sporped

To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.
Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.
by Speed Racer May 1, 2008
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Ploppy

Another word for going to the bathroom, but this happens outdoors and impacts the ground. It can be challenging to not get any on your shoes.
This weekend I went camping, and went ploppy out in the woods one morning. I definitely gave the next hiker something to step in.
by Speed Racer June 30, 2008
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bun buns

It's where most people keep their parm, so it won't get stale and dried out.
I went to the loaf store to buy some parm, because I noticed my Bun Buns was empty. At my house, you can never have enough Parm in your Bun Buns.
by Speed Racer July 8, 2004
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God's gift

Sarcastic term used for someone who generally contributes no benefits to humanity.
Person 1: I hate Philosophy students, Corvettes, German Shepherd dogs and anything by George Lucas.

Person 2: And I suppose you are God's gift to humanity?
by Speed Racer July 14, 2004
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