Wanna spend da nite in jail?

When dem bois won't cooperate, Ryans threatens to make dem spend da nie in jail wit Bubba Franks!

Ryans: Damn it bois Suck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah: no!
Ryans: Wanna spend da nite in jail?
Bubba: Wit me Bubba!
Toddlah: Oh My GAWD NO! ( Starts suckin caulk)!

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

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cock fries

when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands

Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!

by Spazz13 November 24, 2004

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My Woodz!

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

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Shup boi! Cuz yer next!

Jerred Berchowski laughs at Toddlah when he's suckin on Deputy Ryans Caulk
so Ryans says dis then forces both bois heads down to his crotch area.Later he puts his bois in a headlock and forces dem to listen to his campfire song played on his acoustic guitar!

Jerred:HaHa Todd you gay fag!
Ryans: Shup boi cuz yer next!
Jerred:(gulp)
Ryans:Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah Boi! Jimmy sucks cock and I don't care.............(singing songs)

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

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Git on yer Knees bois!

Deputy Ryans orders dem bois to do dis when they claim dat beer isn't derz.Ryans hates bein called a liar bois.

Ryans:Is dis yere alcoholic substance?
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

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