Spazz13's definitions

cock fries

when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands

Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!

by Spazz13 November 24, 2004

Shut da fuck up bois!

Deputy Ryans tells dem bois dis when they babble on bout nuthin instead of pleasin Ryans! (suckin caulk etc)

Shut da fuck up and suck dis caulk Bois!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

's Go!

When dem bois refuse to git on dere Knees Ryans says "what r u waitin 4? 'sGO!"

Toddlah:we will NOT get on our kneees!
Ryans:What are you waitin for? 's Go!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Ford

A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day

People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!

by spazz13 November 12, 2004

Gay Sugar Daddy

Deputy Ryans pop. Also his nickname

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the Gay Sugar Daddy! Suck on dis caulk bois !

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

My Woodz!

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

The Gay Police Force

The Protectors of the woodz and defenders of da law.All bois will be raped when tresspassing on private property.

Chief Fuzzy Roughnutz,Captain Stabbin,
Sheriff Bugsby,Deputy Rick Ryans,Deputy Halfoff Daly,Deputy Chuckie Woody.All Famous Porn celebrities. All Gay cept for the Captain of course!

by spazz13 November 10, 2004