Spazz13's definitions

Shut da fuck up bois!

Deputy Ryans tells dem bois dis when they babble on bout nuthin instead of pleasin Ryans! (suckin caulk etc)

Shut da fuck up and suck dis caulk Bois!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Getcha Blonde head down theeeeeeeaaa!

When Toddler hesitates to try da caulk
Deputy Ryans forces it on dat damn boi!

Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Toddlah

Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.

Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!

by spazz13 November 10, 2004

Gay Hitch Hiker

Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Git on yer Knees bois!

Deputy Ryans orders dem bois to do dis when they claim dat beer isn't derz.Ryans hates bein called a liar bois.

Ryans:Is dis yere alcoholic substance?
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Gay Sugar Daddy

Deputy Ryans pop. Also his nickname

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the Gay Sugar Daddy! Suck on dis caulk bois !

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

The Gay Police Force

The Protectors of the woodz and defenders of da law.All bois will be raped when tresspassing on private property.

Chief Fuzzy Roughnutz,Captain Stabbin,
Sheriff Bugsby,Deputy Rick Ryans,Deputy Halfoff Daly,Deputy Chuckie Woody.All Famous Porn celebrities. All Gay cept for the Captain of course!

by spazz13 November 10, 2004