Spaz de Kat's definitions

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

kapow

(pronounced ka-PAY-yow)lifes cheat code. When used as a battle cry, the next action you take automaticaly succeeds. OR
A loud noise

KAPOW!!!!!!!!!!!(throws a rock and blows up building)

by Spaz De Kat January 9, 2009

Shrap

a prefix that refers to shrapnel, AKA sharp metal fragents released by an explosive force ment to kill people.

gamer one: HA! eat my shrapgun!(blows gamer A away with flchette gun)
gamer A:u suck

by Spaz De Kat January 7, 2009

cluster

a crowd cuaght in a confined space

toss a grenade into that cluster!

by Spaz De Kat January 14, 2009

negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

stupid rock

someone who fails so epically at life that they are turned to stone in a fit of mercy.

stupid rock: i spider climb up the wall!
plan man: my fighter was standing right there, so attack of opportunity... (rolls) yeah, I killed you.

by Spaz De Kat December 4, 2009