Definitions by Spatter Artist

9 

Different than a 9mm in a few ways.

-9s are fired sideways, rarely hitting anything. Used by street gangs.
-9mms are fired properly and hit where they are fired most of the time. Used by human beings.

1: suk ma 9 bitch
*emptys 16 round mag, hits nothing*
2: Dumbass
*fires one shot into 1s head*

9 by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

Metrosexual 

One who is straight, but appears to be gay in every way.

Link, from the popular Zelda series, is a metrosexual....just kidding, he's a homo.

Metrosexual by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

Rap Battle

Since those suffering from Mental Retardation are incapable of fighting, they solve their differences by talking really fast in an attempt to give the opponent a seizure.

Standard rap battle:
1: fizzle shizzle nigga nizzle fo shizzle mizzle kizzle gizzle bitch
2: *falls to ground shaking uncontrollably*

Rap Battle by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

Homeo 

"Homo" with an "e". Cross between homie and homo, once again proving that rappers and their fans are gay.

Some homeos: 50 Cent, Tupac, Snoop Dog

Homeo by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

Pepsi 

A rip-off of Coca-Cola, only tastes sweeter. Supposed to make people feel younger. Endorced by rappers, shows semi with hydraulics in commercials. Tastes like shit.

Me: I'll have a Coke please.
Waitress/Waiter: Ok.
<Hands me a Pepsi>
<Waitress'/Waiter's body never found>

Pepsi by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006