19 definitions by Spartans!

The last of great music, ever. It's actually hair metal. The hardest rock around. The best bands in the world. These bands actually had talent and the tunes kick so much ass. After hair bands, there was a shitty trend called "grunge" which totally blows, along with all other music.
The best music is hair bands!
by Spartans! November 9, 2004
Get the hair band mug.
A white person who thinks he's black. Usually has a scrubstache, thinks he's a hard ass. Listens to shitty music. Loves those fat, nasty white hoes or mexican hoochies. Smokes too much, smells like smoke. Has a shitty or no job. Drives like a nig in a clapped out van or other shitty vehicle. Wears the worst clothes, doesn't know how to walk, talk or wear a baseball cap right. Dumber than rocks. Not going anywhere in life. Doesn't know how to hold/operate a firearm properly.
by Spartans! November 9, 2004
Get the wigga mug.
The ONLY decent thing on that stupid ass channel called MTV. On during the late 80's through the early 90's. Hosted by a cool person named Riki Rachtman, he'd feature kickass metal. He actually knows what he talking about. There is a new version of the show, but isn't good, or the same as the old one, because today's nu metal blows.
The old Headbanger's Ball was cool because that's when metal was metal. Fuck MTV.
by Spartans! December 3, 2004
Get the Headbanger's Ball mug.
A group of like 13 no-talent assclowns who think they're hardcore. Their "music" sucks and blows. No, screaming and yelling is not music. The shitty, down-tuned nu metal sound is simply absurd. The strings are down so low they are virtually hanging off the neck, leaving a woolly, indistinct barrage of black noise, which is garbage.
Anyone who likes Slipknot is a RETARD.
by Spartans! November 9, 2004
Get the Slipknot mug.
Thee greatest musclecar, ever! Kickin ass since 1969. Yes sir, for little money, you can haul ass and beat anything. Hot chicks love these cars, and will probably give you head while enjoying a ride in your F-Body.
My Trans Am will kick the shit out of your pussy car.
by Spartans! November 9, 2004
Get the Trans Am mug.