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flonty

i am always flonty
by Sparky October 20, 2003
mugGet the flontymug.

weenis

no, it's not weenie/penis, it's weenis. your elbow!
don't touch my weenis.
it's physically impossible to lick your weenis, unless your a freak.
your funny bone is by your weenis.
by sparky December 15, 2003
mugGet the weenismug.

peccavi

Latin, meaning "I have sinned."
In that episode of Law & Order, the evil priest told the detectives that peccavisti meant "I have sinned." It's a lie, of course; "I have sinned" is peccavi, peccavisti means "you have sinned."
by Sparky March 4, 2005
mugGet the peccavimug.

fuckweasel

Somebody who is such a gimp that they could only fuck weasels. And only then if the weasel agreed.
Dan is such a fuckweasel!
by sparky January 27, 2004
mugGet the fuckweaselmug.

goo-port

1. The saucy center of someone's meat curtains.
I stuck me stork in her glistening goo-port.
by Sparky October 22, 2003
mugGet the goo-portmug.

Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.
Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee
by sparky July 12, 2004
mugGet the Toffee Leemug.

Boobity boo

The hottist girl ever and sparky loved her to death
Sparky and Boobity boo made a pooner
by Sparky December 24, 2004
mugGet the Boobity boomug.

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