A woman who is no longer, or never was, desireable. Usually used to describe your friends ex. Derived from a Florida restuarant sign advertising the special of the day "Cheesy Scrod $10.99".
by Spanks Johnson August 10, 2005
The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.
by Spanks Johnson January 30, 2012
a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.
Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.
by Spanks Johnson January 19, 2012
KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!
by Spanks Johnson October 25, 2006
Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.
Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.
Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.
My uncle gave me the Wink, Cocky Nod and Point, so I had him arrested for molesting me, it felt right.
by Spanks Johnson March 06, 2011