SpAnKy's definitions

fok

native american pronunciation of fuck.
also possible: fak fik and fek, depending on drunkeness

FAK YU FOK!!!
WHY DA COPS ALWAYS ARREST ME... what da fek.

by spanky July 10, 2003

mob face

generally referring to facial complexion that resembles roadkill. Also known as the uni-sex face.

Darci's body is fine, but she needs a bag for her horrible case of mob face.

by Spanky December 5, 2004

five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

by spanky July 16, 2003

bottle capping

When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.

"I was bottle capping with this girl last night."

by Spanky November 3, 2003

Strong Bad

the star of a NES wrestling game later turned into an internet star by the Chapman brothers

crapfully crap

by spanky July 9, 2003

dreamcatcher

a rag you use to clean yourself up after ahaving a jizzdream

*dreaming* ooo yeah, suck it baby
CREAM!!!
*wake up*
oh shit i creamed myself, where's my dream catcher?

by spanky July 10, 2003

MIZZLE

Mary Rizzle otherwise known as Mizzle Rizzle or Supermizzle

Damn Mizzle just saved like a dozen babies from that tree shredder again she must be Supermizzle

by SPANKY December 1, 2004