Short Shorts

What women wear to show off their ass.
Also used while twerking.

Guy 1- "I saw Lisa in short shorts the other day."
Guy 2- "Was her ass hanging out?"
Guy 1- "Hell yeah! When she saw me looking at it she started twerking!"
Guy 2- "Damn, I wish I had been there."

by Southern Threat December 1, 2020

Triple Threat

Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia

Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia are a triple threat, don't mess with them during football season.

by Southern Threat January 26, 2021

Skinny dip

To swim with no clothes on. More fun when done with people of the opposite sex.

I asked Melissa if she would go skinny dipping with me, she said yes.

by Southern Threat December 3, 2020

Man's best friend

Breasts

A woman's breasts are man's best friend.

by Southern Threat November 30, 2020