Soul_Driver's definitions

DRE

Drug Recognition Expert. They're trained & certified in determining whether or not somebody who's been arrested for DUI has been using drugs after they blew a 0.0 BAC.

Overall, it's pseudoscience at best. They're not medical doctors and frankly do not possess the training or skill to accurately interpret medical conditions, take vital signs and determine muscle rigidity and the causes thereof.

It's all opinion & I would imagine they feel like a total ass after they realize that the person's urine was squeaky clean...

The DRE process is flawed & they don't know as much as they think.

by Soul_Driver August 17, 2011

Critical Race Theory

Taught ONLY in law school, you idiot.

Critical Race Theory is mostly a Republican dog whistle meant to scare uneducated white parents

by Soul_Driver November 5, 2021

New York Times

One of the greatest newspapers that you can always rely on.

And no it's definitely not left-winged propaganda. In reality, it's pretty centrist.

New York Times keeps me informed.

by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020

Beto O'Rourke

Texas congressman with a Kennedy & Obama-esque charisma who barely lost the senate seat to Lyin' Ted Cruz and will wipe the floors with Dump if he decides to run for POTUS in 2020.

Beto O'Rourke is the future and will leave Donald Trump in tears when he comes to terms with his inevitable defeat.

by Soul_Driver January 7, 2019

The Washington Post

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.

The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!

by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019

Jimmy Dore

He's basically what Alex Jones would be if he were a radical leftist & a washed-up comedian.

Jimmy Dore is a fucking nutjob who had to hop on the Bernie Bro bandwagon because he has no talent as a comedian.

by Soul_Driver January 23, 2021

Cancel Culture

A temper tantrum term uttered by right-wingers that are pissed off because they're being held accountable for doing bad things.

Homer: Simon & Schuster won't publish my book! Cancel culture! Freedom of speech be damned!

Barney: No, it's because you're an asshole that said racist things & actions have consequences! Buck up!

by Soul_Driver January 30, 2021