Term used to disparage monogamous relationships as lacking excitement. A soul-crushing commitment to one partner based not on love, vitality, or shared vision—
but on routine, social obligation, and the slow death of erotic aliveness.
but on routine, social obligation, and the slow death of erotic aliveness.
by Sophibonacci August 02, 2025
A person (usually a man) who gives you just enough emotional attention to keep you hoping—while simultaneously dragging you down with their unprocessed trauma, mood swings, and chronic under-functioning.
They breadcrumb you with affection, texts, and vague promises,
then bog you down with emotional weight, guilt, and confusion.
They breadcrumb you with affection, texts, and vague promises,
then bog you down with emotional weight, guilt, and confusion.
“He sent me a heart emoji after ignoring me for 5 days, then dumped his mom drama on me. He’s so crumbogamous.”
by Sophibonacci August 01, 2025