Yawnogamy

Term used to disparage monogamous relationships as lacking excitement. A soul-crushing commitment to one partner based not on love, vitality, or shared vision—
but on routine, social obligation, and the slow death of erotic aliveness.
I’m not anti-monogamy, I’m anti-yawnogamy
by Sophibonacci August 02, 2025
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Crumbogamous

A person (usually a man) who gives you just enough emotional attention to keep you hoping—while simultaneously dragging you down with their unprocessed trauma, mood swings, and chronic under-functioning.
They breadcrumb you with affection, texts, and vague promises,
then bog you down with emotional weight, guilt, and confusion.
“He sent me a heart emoji after ignoring me for 5 days, then dumped his mom drama on me. He’s so crumbogamous.”
by Sophibonacci August 01, 2025
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