dildo scrubber

The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.

person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.

by Sonya August 06, 2003

squares

cigarettess

yoo dawg, can i getta square?..... got a light?

by sonya June 17, 2003

nu-metal

Sure ok, Disturbed, Linkin Park, whoever else you say is "nu-metal" well, I could give less of a shit if you called Linkin Park the most hard core boy band, because they kick ass!

Linkin Park is fucking über, as well as all the other so called "nu-metal" bands.

by Sonya August 19, 2003

boogish

Of low quality, bad tasting. Usually describing food.

1) Some of these meals be boogish.

by sonya April 22, 2003

cakin

meaning the act of willing to do anything for your significant other.

your fiend wants you to hang out and you decide to chill with your boyfriend or girlfriend instead so they will say your cakin turn off the oven

by sonya November 17, 2003

FONO

Acronym for 'Friend of No-One'. Usually applies to friendless loners who sit in the corner... and cry.

Person A: That George is such a loner.
Person B: Oh, I know. He's a total FONO.

by Sonya August 21, 2004

ABBA

Swedish group most prominent throughout the Seventies. Consisted of Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid (Frida) Lyngstad. Became famous after winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Songs are now used as the basis for the hit musical Mamma Mia! which has played to packed houses the world over. Most Yanks became aware of ABBA when they saw the film 'Muriel's Wedding' which proves that even in the Seventies, septics could not tell good music from the crap all over the radio. But that is another story.

ABBA Fan: 'You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...'

Non-ABBA-Fan: ABBA SUCK! CHINGY* ROCKS!

ABBA Fan: 'Thank you for the music... the songs I'm singing...'

* You can substitute Chingy's name with that of any American artist on the radio today.

by Sonya September 23, 2004