Sonicbo0mz 's definitions

Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021

inauguvirus

a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.

I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus

by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023

Thanksylvania!

The large state to the west of New Jersey that sealed the fate of The 2020 Presidential Election.

Hey, where are you from? Pennsylvania, the state that got Donald Trump fired finally. Oh you mean Thanksylvania!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 7, 2020

rhinovians

People who wear their face mask below the nose, defeating the whole purpose of the face mask in the first place.

Hey, did you see our idiot coworkers today...with their face masks covering only their mouth. Yeah, what A bunch of rhinovians!

by Sonicbo0mz August 19, 2020

shvisit

When you stop in at an established location just to use the restroom because you know it’s safe to use at your most vulnerable time.

Hey, I have to stop by Starbs on the way.
Why, do need a coffee?
No, I have to use the bathroom.
Oh, so you’re paying them a Shvisit.

by Sonicbo0mz August 12, 2020

Dieshole

Any person (Usually named Chad) who lives at home with his parents and spends most of his money on his $820 a month truck payment & accessories for his full size Diesel pick-up who modifies The fuel system in their truck For the purpose of “Rolling Coal.” Normally the only thing in the bed of his truck is an empty White Claw can.

Hey, did you see Chad’s
New F-350 Diesel?

Yeah, add another Dieshole to the already flooded Market!

by Sonicbo0mz July 1, 2020