Sonicbo0mz 's definitions

Trumpoxia

A phenomenon whereas the wearer of an air purifying mask begins to think that they are actually experiencing hypoxia and suffocatIng on their own CO2 as it becomes entrapped in their face mask. This is likely the result of the excessive CO2 produced by this specific demographic, not the porosity of the mask it’s self.

Hey, did you hear about Britney? She passed out from Trumpoxia because the mean barista made her wear a face mask.

by Sonicbo0mz June 29, 2020

rhinovians

People who wear their face mask below the nose, defeating the whole purpose of the face mask in the first place.

Hey, did you see our idiot coworkers today...with their face masks covering only their mouth. Yeah, what A bunch of rhinovians!

by Sonicbo0mz August 19, 2020

impeachment mullet

A bizzare new hairstyle pioneered by Senator Ted Cruz during the second Trump Impeachment trial. Its a “Trial out front with an Insurrection out back” look. At first it was thought that he either a) got up and left mid haircut or b) lost a bet. Either way, its part of the new normal.

How do you like my Impeachment mullet? I got it at “QAnon Clips”

by Sonicbo0mz February 12, 2021

TrumpSantis

Formerly two different Politicians. One from Florida who actually had a good education and a successful NAVY career. The other a failed real estate enthusiast & Reality TV show host. By 2020 it was clear that Ron Desantis was so far up Donald Trumps ass one could not tell where one ended and the other began. Hence, Trumpsantis

Hey, did you see that TrumpSantis is encouraging Herd Stupidity for COVID-19 so Floriduh can have its own Coronapalooza.

by Sonicbo0mz November 15, 2020

shvisit

When you stop in at an established location just to use the restroom because you know it’s safe to use at your most vulnerable time.

Hey, I have to stop by Starbs on the way.
Why, do need a coffee?
No, I have to use the bathroom.
Oh, so you’re paying them a Shvisit.

by Sonicbo0mz August 12, 2020

Dieshole

Any person (Usually named Chad) who lives at home with his parents and spends most of his money on his $820 a month truck payment & accessories for his full size Diesel pick-up who modifies The fuel system in their truck For the purpose of “Rolling Coal.” Normally the only thing in the bed of his truck is an empty White Claw can.

Hey, did you see Chad’s
New F-350 Diesel?

Yeah, add another Dieshole to the already flooded Market!

by Sonicbo0mz July 1, 2020

Polidiocracy

A new order of social media persona that has found its self lost on social media without direct political posts to attack people with daily, so now perpetuates its self by turning anything on social media into a political argument.

Did you see the Far Side cartoon about the bears out hunting for people? Yeah, it was pretty funny until the Polidiocracy saw it and started arguing about how Bears can’t drive cars, buy guns and wear hats.

by Sonicbo0mz January 18, 2021