Thanksylvania!

The large state to the west of New Jersey that sealed the fate of The 2020 Presidential Election.

Hey, where are you from? Pennsylvania, the state that got Donald Trump fired finally. Oh you mean Thanksylvania!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 07, 2020

Dieshole

Any person (Usually named Chad) who lives at home with his parents and spends most of his money on his $820 a month truck payment & accessories for his full size Diesel pick-up who modifies The fuel system in their truck For the purpose of “Rolling Coal.” Normally the only thing in the bed of his truck is an empty White Claw can.

Hey, did you see Chad’s
New F-350 Diesel?

Yeah, add another Dieshole to the already flooded Market!

by Sonicbo0mz July 01, 2020

Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.

Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

kartoffelkrieg

(Potato War)A German phrase referring to the Insurrection led on the US Capitol by the Potatriot Party and their leader Chewbacca Bikini Kill the Wabbit guy. The goal was to stop the finalization of the Presidential Election.

Did you see all the Potatriots storming the Rotunda in an attempt to start the Kartoffelkrieg in the US Capitol?

by Sonicbo0mz January 18, 2021

Sprectum

Sprectum- the worst internet & cable provider in the United States. Known mostly for killing off Time Warner Cable & Brighthouse Cable. Their business model is based on price-gouging customers after the first year of service when the “introductory offer” price expires.

Hey, what is your cable service provider?

Here? Oh, we’re stuck with Sprectum.

by Sonicbo0mz February 04, 2021

impauguration

When a new President of the United States is sworn in as the departing President is being impeached on the same day. Its usually celebrated with Lady Gaga singing the national anthem, J-Lo and 15,000 Members of the National Guard to preven a second Insurrection by Y’all Queda.

Are you attending the Impauguration?

by Sonicbo0mz January 14, 2021

Trumpoxia

A phenomenon whereas the wearer of an air purifying mask begins to think that they are actually experiencing hypoxia and suffocatIng on their own CO2 as it becomes entrapped in their face mask. This is likely the result of the excessive CO2 produced by this specific demographic, not the porosity of the mask it’s self.

Hey, did you hear about Britney? She passed out from Trumpoxia because the mean barista made her wear a face mask.

by Sonicbo0mz June 29, 2020