3 definitions by Some douché
Some stupid fuckin meme that somehow lasted a long ass time and is still kinda funny; A meme that spawned the ultimate form of meme, -Bad Satire-.
Dale: Hey why the fuck are you Lord Farquad?
Markiplier: L + F =...
Dale: OH FUCK HE'S GONNA CAST THE ULTIMATE SPELL! EVERYONE FUCKING RUN! WE CAN'T STOP HI-
Markiplier Farquad Thing: E.
A shockwave crosses the globe.
Trillions of people die.
Life as we know it, is gone.
Don't beat a dead horse.
Markiplier: L + F =...
Dale: OH FUCK HE'S GONNA CAST THE ULTIMATE SPELL! EVERYONE FUCKING RUN! WE CAN'T STOP HI-
Markiplier Farquad Thing: E.
A shockwave crosses the globe.
Trillions of people die.
Life as we know it, is gone.
Don't beat a dead horse.
by Some douché October 15, 2018
1. A more powerful way of saying "delete"
2. A verb used by Uncle Dane that defines the word in the context that it's used. By "delet"ing someone out of existence.
3. A card in Magic: The Gathering that has the ability to (At the cost of any 6 mana,) reflect a spell, cancel a spell, remove a down buff, remove a creature, remove an enchantment, and (If used while enemy has <7 hp,) kill the opponent.
4. A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that sends all cards in your opponent's hand and on their board to the shadow realm.
5. Something you write on someone to expel them from the mortal realm.
6. The short circuit from team fortress 2
2. A verb used by Uncle Dane that defines the word in the context that it's used. By "delet"ing someone out of existence.
3. A card in Magic: The Gathering that has the ability to (At the cost of any 6 mana,) reflect a spell, cancel a spell, remove a down buff, remove a creature, remove an enchantment, and (If used while enemy has <7 hp,) kill the opponent.
4. A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that sends all cards in your opponent's hand and on their board to the shadow realm.
5. Something you write on someone to expel them from the mortal realm.
6. The short circuit from team fortress 2
1. @: Yeah I had to get rid of the files, so I-
$: You gave it the fucking delet!?
@:yeah... It's gone forever, I'm sorry.
2. @: I beat his ass so hard I fucking sent his ass to the recycling bin.
#: Dude, he fucking vaporized in there, what the fuck!?
@: had to delet him, he was gonna delet me, man.
3. &: Oh you're not gonna like this.
@: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DELET ME, DELET ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS, AND SET THE HP COUNTER ON FIRE?
&: WHAT'D I FUCKING SAY!?
@: I'M GONNA DELET YOUR ASSHOLE, DICK HOLE!
4. °: Did you really just do that?
#: you almost had exodia. I had to.
°: I HAD A FUCKING EXODIA COUNTER DECK YOU LARD ASS!
5. &: Hey look at this *skribble*
@: is that my pen?
&: *Dots* Doesn't matter now. Get fucked.
@ fades to very thin ashes.
6. !: look at this drop!
¥: Cool, wanna do a meta?
!: Sure. Delet this?
¥: Delet this.
$: You gave it the fucking delet!?
@:yeah... It's gone forever, I'm sorry.
2. @: I beat his ass so hard I fucking sent his ass to the recycling bin.
#: Dude, he fucking vaporized in there, what the fuck!?
@: had to delet him, he was gonna delet me, man.
3. &: Oh you're not gonna like this.
@: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DELET ME, DELET ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS, AND SET THE HP COUNTER ON FIRE?
&: WHAT'D I FUCKING SAY!?
@: I'M GONNA DELET YOUR ASSHOLE, DICK HOLE!
4. °: Did you really just do that?
#: you almost had exodia. I had to.
°: I HAD A FUCKING EXODIA COUNTER DECK YOU LARD ASS!
5. &: Hey look at this *skribble*
@: is that my pen?
&: *Dots* Doesn't matter now. Get fucked.
@ fades to very thin ashes.
6. !: look at this drop!
¥: Cool, wanna do a meta?
!: Sure. Delet this?
¥: Delet this.
by Some douché December 3, 2018
A way to say nigger without getting your shit kicked in because most of these fucking dumb coons don't know jack shit.
Black guy: How black am I, Man?
White guy: Reggin.
B: Wtf does that mean?
W: it means kinda black Reggin gnikcuf bmud uoy
B: Nigga the fuck? Is that some fuckin Latin? Shut yo ass up.
White guy: Reggin.
B: Wtf does that mean?
W: it means kinda black Reggin gnikcuf bmud uoy
B: Nigga the fuck? Is that some fuckin Latin? Shut yo ass up.
by Some douché October 15, 2018