Some Lao Wai's definitions

sexual solitaire

the act of digitally stimulating one's own sex organs

Jack's blind from playing too much sexual solitaire.

by Some Lao Wai May 16, 2006

Sichuan Butt Mud

A cross between ring of fire and butt mud experienced after eating a spicy meal particularly one laced with chili peppers and chili oil.

After eating that shui zhu niu rou at South Beauty, I barely made it home before I was struck down with Sichuan Butt Mud.

by Some Lao Wai May 17, 2006

gored

(gôrd, gohrd)
v.
To have one's hypocrisy exposed.

Al was gored when the power consumption of his mansion was released in the media.

by Some Lao Wai May 5, 2007