Solo Amadeus's definitions

Ocular Patdown

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

lesbonym

An alternative to the traditionally used term "lesbian" to describe a woman who is attracted exclusively to other women. The term originated in the Friends episode entitled "The One With Monica's Boots" by Jack Sumner, who is Sting's fictional son.

Apparently, Sting's son made fun of the fact that Ben's moms are "lesbonyms".

by Solo Amadeus February 5, 2022

toe spoon

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.

Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.

by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021

Irregular Americans

The politically correct term used to refer to circus freaks.

"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."

by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022