Definitions by Solo Amadeus

Andyphile

Someone who expresses great fanaticism towards Andy Kaufman and holds him in high regard.

Danny DeVito had no idea that Jim Carrey was such an Andyphile prior to his casting in "Man on the Moon".

Andyphile by Solo Amadeus February 7, 2022

lesbonym 

An alternative to the traditionally used term "lesbian" to describe a woman who is attracted exclusively to other women. The term originated in the Friends episode entitled "The One With Monica's Boots" by Jack Sumner, who is Sting's fictional son.

Apparently, Sting's son made fun of the fact that Ben's moms are "lesbonyms".

lesbonym by Solo Amadeus February 5, 2022

Tin Foil Garbage Can

A device from Sharper Image that keeps the trash warm so it doesn't get cold and go bad and start to stink.

Tin Foil Garbage Can keeps the trash warm, keeps the garbage good, and keeps the house smelling fresh and not stinking like shit.

Tin Foil Garbage Can by Solo Amadeus January 31, 2022

Jazz Friday 

An occasional office holiday celebrated on specified Fridays during which employees are encouraged to bring their instruments as well as a "jazz attitude". However, it is subject to cancellation by superiors. The holiday, often shortened to "J.F.", is noted for sharing a lot of similarities with advertising.

Martin and John were thrilled to celebrate Jazz Friday, but Ben canceled it.

Jazz Friday by Solo Amadeus January 29, 2022

toe spoon 

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.

Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.

toe spoon by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021