Solid mantis's definitions

Anticlimax

What you reach if you don't reach a climax.

Her man couldn't help her reach a climax, but he could help her reach an anticlimax any time.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Handsome girl

The opposite of a pretty boy. A girl who wears suits or cowboy boots.

The girl who worked at the ranch with the cowboy hat nine sizes too big and the cowboy boots about nine sizes too big was a handsome girl.

by Solid Mantis August 3, 2019

Spadafora

You hear about rappers with names like Capone, Noriega, or Scarface, but you dont hear a rapper pick a name like Spadafora. Nobody seems to want to be the rapper that got decapitated, that doesnt seem like much fun.

Spadafora rapped about being a physician and criticized enough people in his rhymes that several other rappers conspired to torture him and cut his head off and make it look like a robbery gone bad after a concert where he was booed off the stage. They did not like the shit this guy was saying.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Poodle girl

A girl that has a bubbly, poodle-like energy.

Even when throwing the egg at the dude and saying screw you, the poodle girl that didn't curse came off as poodle-like.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Puppet master

Someone who is the true master in the master/slave relationship.

He/she would become a puppet master if the puppet didn't resist.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2019

Billboard minded

The assumption that most people want their cities transformed by sleazy developers and people involved in real estate, and that they love and accept such people and changes.

The billboard minded girl thought that peole thought she was doing a good job.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021

Authenticity

The real shit.

Girl-Check out this bottle of sensory deprivation pills, it helps you clear your head when you want to do shit and have a lot on your mind.

Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.

Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too.

Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.

by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020