Solid mantis's definitions
Named after your little sisters dolls, a troll is anybody who's not on the same side as most people in a group, plain and simple.
Your little sister is trying to turn you into a joke again by calling you a troll. She doesn't want to be lonely, so she's gonna get every living organism in a 50 mile radius to side with her, that way she won't ever have to stand on her own two feet without support from hundreds of other people to help her try and drag somebody else's life down.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

A female that was a dork growing up, then after a certain age people for some reason lose interest in calling her a dork.
Now that people lost interest (got bored with) in calling the dork girl a dork, she grows the balls to start calling other people dorks at work.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019

1 Gentleman will be extinct soon, so there is now a league of the few that are left.
2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, extraordinarily rough.
3) Your mother would not sit on my face last night because she only sat on the faces of roughmen, never gentlemen.
2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, extraordinarily rough.
3) Your mother would not sit on my face last night because she only sat on the faces of roughmen, never gentlemen.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Say BLUF, the S.C.A.R.E.C.R.O.W is too much of a dumbass to know what you're talking about, you're too smart for him.
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

An ass whooping or corporal punishment is discipline, so somebody who got an ass whooping got disciplined, and somebody who got anything else didn't get disciplined, they just got talked to, or made to feel guilty about behavior.
No matter what the news tells you, anybody (employees) who did not get their ass whooped did not get disciplined.
by Solid Mantis July 30, 2019

Females, effeminate males, and the LGBT community are incapable of ever being narcissistic, so not any of those groups. They just want to get rich, nothing narcissistic about that.
Oh, when these groups of people look in the mirror, they're seeing other peoples weaknesses. Nothing narcissistic about that, normal people do that.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018

Rudy's friend-Rudy wants me to relay this to you-he says you're plastic.
Guy-Oh, why doesn't Rudy just tell me if he thinks that.
Guy-Oh, why doesn't Rudy just tell me if he thinks that.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
