Solid mantis's definitions
Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. An unknown assailant beat a tourist in Indonesia to death with a selfie stick. He committed an act of foreign violence on a broad.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Foreign violencemug. Somewhere nobody disagrees, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everybody is like minded, and there are no bigots, misgynists, chauvinists, racists, or homophobes allowed, and everything is sanitised. The food is all vegan because it's the one and only right way to eat.
The restaurant is a safe zone and the country is turning into one, it is not possible for anyone to get knocked down, fall, or die there, because the dangers are somewhere else.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
Get the Safe zonemug. Someone who started life as the superhero kid who was in line with all the rules, then went a different route as they got older, still trying to keep everybody in line.
He/she went with the dark side as he/she got older, and tried to win people over for his/her dark side.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
Get the Dark sidemug. A way to extend a phase 2 for another month without pissing people off (without allowing them to get pissed off).
What did you think would happen? And if phase 2 does end in a month, you'll have a month before elections which would make a bullshit governor look good, then the fall comes, and if infections rise, anybody who just got a job is out of work all over again. Calling something phase 2.5 makes it sound like you're doing people a favor.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
Get the Phase 2.5mug. The glasses a feminists view a male through. The less effeminate and like a female the guy is, the more the feminist goggles distort reality.
When a girl tells a guy fuck you and its meant as an insult, more guys than not would hear the insult it was meant to be. The double standard is in the way guys don't get to say fuck you to each other without something happening, and females know how to get by without anything happening (unless its to the guy such as jail time or other similar consequences).
Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!
Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.
Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!
Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
Get the Feminist gogglesmug. Outsiders with an r instead of an s, which sounds original. It seems to be about a bunch of dorks that land in a world they're not from, but want to invade it like they own it. Kind of like Spaceballs except without the humorous parts.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Get the Outridersmug.