Solid mantis's definitions

The Climax

An action movie. The plot revolves around the end of the movie, but I'm not gonna give away any more information about it than that.

You seen that movie The Climax from the 90's? It didn't really get good until the end, lots of action at the end. The rest of the movie was lame as hell, it was a stupid movie.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016

High school

Most likely to rape, most likely to be on drugs, most likely to deal drugs, biggest bum in school are few realistic things a high school leaves out of its best/most likely awards.

The guy was voted most likely to rape, but he wasn't one of the guys from his high school class arrested for rape or statutory rape.

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2019

Assimilate

Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.

The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Full of shit

Someone who calls blue purple, green orange, and calls the way things really are some other pretentious bullshit instead.

The girl was too full of shit to tell anything like it really was.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process. She always made it look like she didn't know what the fuck she was doing, and expected everyone else to be the same way, thinking of it as honesty (and expecting credit for honesty). How can anybody like someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing? When she wasn't busy making it look like she didn't know what she was doing, she was busy trying to make it look like someone else didnt know what they were doing.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Beastiality

Proof that a man can be a lover of man and beast alike.

You stay away from Dolly asshole! You're not allowed within 1000 feet of my sheep any more, I got the restraining order now you sick bastard! Beastiality is the most heinous evil the world knows!

by Solid Mantis July 25, 2017