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Full of shit

She was full of shit about having the facts for you.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.
Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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Vacater

Someone who leaves a room of people who dont miss them when they leave to say they're going out to party, when really theyre going out on a desperate search for another group of people who hasn't rejected them yet, that way they won't end up riding around alone, with nobody caring where they are except themself.
The vacater is leaving the room, that should take the edge off everybody left in here a bit, it's nice when everybody is not on edge, and someone they dont trust isn't there with them. After all it's the vacater that wants other people around them, not the other way around.
by Solid Mantis April 11, 2020
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Pete Townshend

Besides an unlikable guy with lots of money and a talent for playing guitar (and not beating someone with one as a weapon, since that allegedly got him knocked out) who would Pete Townshend be without the Who? Is it somehow unfair to Pete Townshend to think or say any of that? It's possible to respect somebody's ability/talent (not underestimate their capability) while having no respect for who and what they are as a human being.
Roger Daltry makes it sound like he wouldn't be anybody in particular without the Who, but really the Who was still a likeable band with him as the face of the band (before the 80s). It hasn't been the same since Pete Townshend started convincing everyone else in the band that he was the best thing to ever happen to the Who, and that nobody else was good enough to question him. At least Roger Daltry seems like a guy who had some heart.

Example of respecting an ability but not the person with the ability- The subject knew the king/queen was capable of executing him or worse, and though he was cautious about what he said and did, he still knew he didnt owe the king/queen or anybody else any respect.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
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Asshole

A narcissistic, self-serving guy who puts all responsibility for everything on everyone but himself.
Who does that as whole think he is, the incredible hulk? There's people who are sick or dying all over the world and still he looks for ways to talk about himself instead of anything else. What an asshole, that's what I'm trying to say man, this guy.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is not comedy gold. Comedy gold is for the folks who went out and told comedy gold jokes, and made comedy gold with the awards. Urban dictionary is a site people log on to talk shit.
Somebody's playing up to your ego if they're calling some shit you typed on Urban Dictionary comedy gold, since there are people qualified to determine what is real comedy gold. They want people to take you for a joke in life.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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Agenda

Some people want you to assume everybody has one. The reality is, some people don't want much of anything, and aren't asking anybody for anything.
The girl wanted everybody she was in contact to keep the assumption that everybody had a suspicious agenda.
by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020
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