Solid mantis's definitions
An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account). He also made his stuffed animals tell him he was awesome, and that he was not a joke (though he would tell everyone he didn't care what they thought of him).
There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
Get the Awesomemug. A new badass. Someone who thinks people change from the time when they were kids. Someone who thinks the other guy didn't have to put any effort toward anything they did as a kid, that it came easily and smoothly, and that the effort they started putting into something they're doing is beyond what anyone else puts into what they're doing, or what they did in the past.
The neo badass really thinks it's the other guy who's trying to impress everyone, it's how a guy/girl like that will always think, they never see things any way but their own (and the other guy is still the closed minded one).
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
Get the Neo badassmug. Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.
The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
Get the Reality/game show moronmug. Somebody who watches the same games as everybody else, but often has a broad surface knowledge of many different teams, athletes, stats, and happenings in a league they announce for.
If announcers or sports writers (or the people giving them a script or ghostwriting if it applies) were good at going into a game and scoring 30 something or 40 something points, they would be on a team doing it. A lot of the superhero hype that nobody can really live up to comes from what they're trying to do with the athletes. Next thing you know, some people seem to want these guys kicked off a team and moved to another town, to run them out of town. Some of the people involved in these decisions think they own a guy, a league, or a town that they play in.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
Get the Announcermug. by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019
Get the Incineratemug. 
You know even if a guy in a statue of liberty outfit has a big smile on his face while he's selling insurance, he cries himself to sleep every night even though he looks like he's having a lot of fun, and he's pretending to be having fun. It would be interesting to see a guy wearing a statue of liberty suit pissed off or frowning and telling people to buy their product even though it doesn't work so he can keep his job since he's got mouths to feed and would much rather be a poet or a musician.
This guy/girl is a poser, you know that selling insurance doesn't really make him/her happy, even if he/she is good at what he/she does. The poser can keep compromising and crying himself/herself to sleep at night.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020
Get the Posermug.