Solid mantis's definitions

LDE

LDE, not to be confused with LED, is little dick energy. A guy with little dick energy will usually be a masturliker since nobody else likes his post, and will forcefully make a female tell him how he has the biggest penis she ever saw in her life when really the only thing she sees is that he has plenty of little dick energy to go with his tiny genitals.

The guy needs his ego stroked a little, well a lot actually, so his LDE would never be confused with BDE.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

Knuckles haircut

A haircut that makes somebody look like sonic the hedgehog.

Guy-He/she has a knuckles haircut, like knuckles the echidna from sonic the hedgehog.
Other guy-Man shut the fuck up, you get online and say shit about somebody, why don't you tell them about their knuckles hair?
Guy- I'm fuckin scared of him/her, why do you think I don't say nothing except online man? I'm fuckin scared to say the shit I say online in real life, I'm too embarrassed to do anything, fuck.
Other guy- Yea, you a fuckin racist hater, I knew it, you fuckin bitch.
Guy- Don't tell anybody I'd be too embarrassed.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2019

Canine

Cain's best friend.

Cain was the kind of guy who would have a German shepard and a shepard's cane, if not another kind of canine if he were a real person and not someone to reference to in life.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Poodle people

Someone with a poodle like energy.

Her pitbull was a pitbull, but that didnt make her one. She was one of the poodle people.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Bullshit

When you're aware that a post/meme is not about you, because it's not really about anybody in particular, it's just somebody looking to fuck with somebody's head on social media, you know everything that comes from the source is fiction, its bullshit. It's somebody saying everything they want to say to somebody they know in real life, in the form of talking to/about nobody in particular/directly, which is about as chicken shit as you get. The same kind of chicken shit tries to write everything they really want to say to somebody (in real life) down for show in the form of a script or a note so the other person will laugh when they hear it instead of calling it what it is, chicken shit.

Bullshit is something that sounds good or convincing, but isn't reality.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Pretentious

Someone who's not really friends with a group of people, but goes around like they've known the people their entire lives. Someone who tries to convince an unconvinced world that they're sharks and not minnows.

The pretentious girl walked around town with a group of people like they owned it, and she tried to convince other people they were her best friends.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019

Corky

One of the Triads most ruthless and feared assassins.

The guy got on his knees and prayed that it wouldn't be old Corky paying him a visit.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2020