Snakescale

In even higher demand than fishscale, snakescale comes from the devil with no middle man in the way trying to get himself a taste.

Cokehead one-Got us a fat gram and a paramedic!
Cokehead 2-Why'd you bring him I don't want somebody I don't know watching me, you might as well bring a cop.
Cokehead 1-Nah, it ain't like that I brought a paramedic cuz its snakescale man, he's gonna give us a ride to the hospital when we finish our gram so we don't have heart attacks bro!

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

MGM

Male genital mutilation. Not as frequent since the Middle Ages, male genital mutilation is self explanatory, mutilation of the male genitals. John Bobbitt is one of few Americans who underwent MGM in recent history, if there are any other Americans who underwent MGM.

MGM is not something that happens much since the Middle Ages and medieval torture devices.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Horse face syndrome

Gary Busey had been diagnosed with horse face syndrome about a decade ago, there are many more who have horse face syndrome and haven't been diagnosed yet.

Trent- So you got any plans to go out with a girl this weekend?
Guy with horse face syndrome-Naaaaay

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Superficial

If you like hamburgers, they like hamburgers and sell hamburgers. If you like football, they like football and sell football gear. If you like ice skating, they like ice skating and sell skates. If you like smoking pot or shooting heroin, they like drugs and sell drugs. If you like anything that isnt for sale, you're on your own.

You thought you had a friend, but the superficial guy/girl was pretending to be your friend.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

evil

a female full of cruelty and trickery is an evil that continues to go on

the evil queen had his eyes burned out of his skull for looking at her in a way she considered the wrong way

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

Stomp the yard

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.

Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016

Narcissist

A guy who takes about 32 to 57 selfies standing in his bathroom is the definition of a narcissist, its so obvious.

The guy took 39 selfies in front of his bathroom mirror, if that doesn't make him a narcissist I don't know what does make a narcissist.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018