Solid mantis's definitions
Even if you're the kind of asshole who is content to play nothing but solitaire his whole life, you know there's some other decent asshole somewhere you've been, it was never just you. There were more decent people, if you really were all decent.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.
by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.
The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Someone who starts a charity group to make themselves look humanitarian instead of narcissistic is still a fuckin narcissist deep down.
The guy/girl started giving people turkeys every Thanksgiving since he/she thought of himself/herself as a Shepard's, walking behind the sheep with his/her Cain cane. He/she wasn't going to tell anybody that he/she was a narcissist, looking selfless was more convienient.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

There are no heroes, there are no villains. Life is not a comic book, and everybody is not 5 years old, so they dont need to be told who their heroes are.
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

A white guy that thinks there are no posers from Compton because he's from Orange County and has a false sense of love and respect for anybody from Compton or South Central LA since Compton and South Central LA are not far from Orange County.
by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
