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A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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Black country

Since white people try to make blues, r&b, and rap, there's not a good reason black people shouldn't get to try to make country music.
The black guys/girls in the cowboy hats and boots on the stage that look like they were headed to the rodeo when somebody called them and asked them to play country music tonight instead are the black country band.
by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020
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Narcissistic

Cats and dogs are not narcissistic or vain.
Girl- It's not true that I'm a narcissist is it mommy?
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
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Balanced

No shade of skin being more or less powerful than another would be balanced.
The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.
by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021
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Fraud

A guy who goes around dressed in a shining armor costume and says he's a dragonslayer.
The guy came up with a lot of stuff while goofing around, he said he had slain 6 dragons already, really he was a fraud first and a knight was something he pretended to be to fuck with people.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
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Agnostic

A way for someone to keep saying God Bless you when somebody sneezes without believing in any God. A way for someone to go to church and say something like spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch without holding anything about church sacred. A way to play all sides of the fence.
An agnostic doesn't want any negative stigma that goes with being an atheist or a non believer, but they don't want to come across as a religious nut standing in the street with a bullhorn preaching about people needing to repent of their sins. Really an agnostic wants to laugh at both the religious nut in the street and the atheist or devil worshipper, what is a more cowardly view of things than being an agnostic? You either believe in something in full, or you don't believe in it at all, it's simple and there is no in between.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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Asshole

A guy who's really not a popular guy with other people.
Most people who knew the asshole wanted him dead, there wasn't much thought about him besides that.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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