Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Solid Mantis

Darling

Someone you try to be there for at some point in life is not the same as your darling. When you leave them, and they leave you, they're only your darling if you think fondly when you think of them. You can like a person and have no fond thoughts of your time with them, bad experiences can happen, with people you really like, as can fun and partying. Trust is a different story than liking someone.

Ted was Neds darling since Ned was oblivious to what Ted had done with Neds life.

Tim was never really Jims darling since Jim was never really oblivious (or stupid).

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

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Poser

Something you could pose as if you run out of other images.

Trent isn't a Robocop anymore, he started posing as a poser since it took less physical and mental effort.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

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Ego

The way to a man's heart is not stroking his ego, the way to a six year old boys heart is. A six year old boyfriend is fun though.

Which one of us do you love honey me or the six year old? I have the bigger ego, that's intense of me.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2018

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Bland

When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.

Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2018

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Seriously

Someone who doesn't know how else to take things, and if they did, they'd be someone else would they not?

The guy doesn't know how not to be a straight and take shit seriously, its why he's not a successful clown, you have to have a sense of humor to be a clown. People who take life seriously don't make good clowns, if they'd be on their way to being a clown shortly after high school. Clown is something you are or you're not, a clown is born a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

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