Solid Mantis's definitions

East West Crusade/Jihad

When someone who's not even from a city starts preaching about the value systems of people who are. Hypocrites usually go on one.

The girl (Lindsay) was on an east west crusade/jihad, and wanted to get other people to adopt her preachings against the value systems of one group, while playing all groups. She thought being born at a hospital in a city made her from a city (since there were no hospitals in her town), then told other people not to look for loopholes like the double-standard living hypocrite she really was.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

Poodle people

Somebody who was a wimp growing up, and decided to dedicate every second of every minute of every day to being a sho nuff bully, the kind of person who outbullies anybody. Dangerous not because of where they come from or their ideas, but because they would do anything to keep the world from knowing what they're made of.

Don't underestimate the poodle girl, she was a wimp growing up, but there's not much she won't do to hide it from people now. She doesn't want to be associated with the poodle people anymore.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

Poodle people

The real power behind many an empire.

The poodle girl was the real power behind the ancient empire. Don't underestimate the poodle people or bad things will happen to you.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

Dog eat dog

Dogs don't usually eat other dogs. They eat other things when they're not eating dog food, but not dogs. A dog might eat a hot dog.

Guy- It's a dog eat dog world my friend.

Guy's friend- No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.

by Solid Mantis September 2, 2019

Father

A male that puts up with more shit from people and asks for nothing in return than most people you know. A fathers kids try to give him shit, a father's wife tries to give him shit, a father's family members try to give him shit, a father's inlaws try to give him shit, a father's coworkers and boss try to give him shit. Mothers get a lot of credit for being the people that give birth, even though it takes two people to create a kid, and most people still think a kid's mother doesn't get enough credit. It takes a certain kind of strength to be a father with all the shit a father puts up with (it's not for everybody). Fathers work long hours, fathers come home and take care of their fuckin kids too, just like you hear about mothers doing all the time on TV, even though you don't hear any statistics in their defense about it.

Plenty of females get on tv and talk about what females do for kids, males do the same thing, they give a lot of credit to females for being female, and they're quick to slight another male and excuse it as no harm intended, even their fathers. Just about everybody has done it to their fathers at some point, sons and daughters give a father shit all the time.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Father

A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.

A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Purgatory

A teenage girl's idea of a living hell.

Teenage girl- Don't touch me ever! I'll make your life a living hell!

Girl's father- Get the fuck out of here you little shit! Your purgatory isn't hell for anybody, hell is what I made my son's life when he was a little shit, while I don't do anything with you for being a little shit! No wonder you think you're making people's lives hell.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019