Solid Mantis's definitions

Leprechan approach

A movie that came out in the 90s. No, Ashton Kutcher was not in this one.

You ever seen the leprechan approach? That's a hell of a movie.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.

Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

Fragile

Delicate, soft.

The girl was fragile and liked soft people, places, and things.

by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018

The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse of alternate lives for supposedly not appreciating the one he has.

Don Cheadle makes people go from wating to laugh to wondering where is Spider Man in about 2 seconds when the cashier won't check his ticket in The Family Man.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

Change

A lot of people are quick to try and change something once they get bored or frustrated with it, but they're not as quick to try and preserve something that's already there. That's like throwing out decent food because it's a day old for a quick fix of instant gratification at a fast food restaurant because it was cooked that day and not reheated.

Things not changing fast enough for some people isn't frustrating, people that need everything to change to keep from getting bored or frustrated are frustrating people to know.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020

The last airbender

The last airbender left with all the money.

The last airbender is long gone now.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Beastiality

Proof that a man can be a lover of man and beast alike.

You stay away from Dolly asshole! You're not allowed within 1000 feet of my sheep any more, I got the restraining order now you sick bastard! Beastiality is the most heinous evil the world knows!

by Solid Mantis July 25, 2017