Solid Mantis's definitions

Clean cut

Neo Nazis who don't play golf are clean cut. A lot of black guys who also don't play golf are clean cut. Since when is there a connection between being clean cut and playing golf, or looking like you belong on a golf course?

The hitman was clean cut, but his hands weren't clean.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2020

Serial dog killer

Someone who's killed more than one dog.

She was the one who shot the dog when the guy she ordered to do it said he wouldn't do it. Since it wasn't her first time shooting a dog, that made her a serial dog killer.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Image

A facade to conceal a person's true nature.

He/she shot the guy at the pig pickin dead and claimed it started as an argument over a garden hose to boost his/her not to be fucked with image. He/she did this so nobody would think he/she was a weak person at heart.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Image

A facade to conceal a person's true nature.

When you get down to it, past the dangerous, mysterious, and charming image of intrigue, the girl was actually a plain mollycoddle who had party trick after party trick, and knew a lot of languages she thought other people wanted to hear, even though they already knew language was always a way to keep things hidden from other people. She always thought the world was underestimating her, even when the world showed her otherwise. She kept not respecting the world, just like the world kept not respecting her, and the cycle never quit, even after her next party trick to convince the world she would change this time, just like she tried to convince the world the last time with a similar party trick.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Asshole

Somebody who always does shit that you, or nobody likes.

Guy 1-That asshole came as an asshole yesterday, and he's gonna come as one today and tomorrow isn't he?
Guy 2-Fuck that faggot, he's never gonna quit being a cocksucker!

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Asshole

A narcissistic, self-serving guy who puts all responsibility for everything on everyone but himself.

Who does that as whole think he is, the incredible hulk? There's people who are sick or dying all over the world and still he looks for ways to talk about himself instead of anything else. What an asshole, that's what I'm trying to say man, this guy.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Asshole

A guy who doesn't help anybody else out with anything.

That asshole isn't gonna be doing anything nice for anybody today.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020