Definitions by Solid Mantis

Human popsicle 

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.

Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.

Human popsicle by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

WHO 

Never trust a source that tells you something is not possible. Anything is possible.

The WHO says that virus being engineered is not possible. Of course, they would say that even if it was possible, since they don't want most of the world's population to know what is possible, unless it's (mis)information they have spread like wildfire.

WHO by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Rocket launcher 

A weapon that launches rockets.

The girl that usually sat behind an office desk that everybody in her unit thought was just a typing and office specialist wasn't just trying to kill the guy, she was trying to blow him up with a rocket launcher. If she missed, she had a cache of 5 rocket launchers buried somewhere.

Rocket launcher by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Will Turner 

A guy that practices 3 hours a day to kill any pirate he meets, male or female.

Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.

Will Turner by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

2020 World Series

Nobody wanted to see the Dodgers win it ever since they ratted on the Astros. Year of the Rat was a good name for 2020.

2020 World Series is one a lot of people will have to look up on Wikipedia to see who was in it.

2020 World Series by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Super bowl LV 

The Chiefs must have sensed the Bucaneers would be the ones gunning for them, sitting just off the coast in their flagship. Kansas City isn't an easy target though, it's pretty far inland.

Super Bowl LV is just about exactly who you thought would be in it at the beginning of the season.

Super bowl LV by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Roy Cooper 

Thanks to Roy Cooper, Dan Forrest is now looking for a job that doesn't exist like everyone else.

Roy Cooper shut everything down until he feels that the numbers are good. People have to understand he's just a child playing with their lives, even if their business of over 20 years and their families will be missed by many.

Roy Cooper by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021