Reptilian women's libber

Claims to liberate other females.

The reptilian women's libber is back at it again.

by Solid Mantis February 06, 2018

Badass bush

A pussy so hairy you need a weedwacker to fuck her.

This is some badass bush, you might want to bring a machete if you're gonna fuck her.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

Badass bush

A hairy pussy you gotta have hedgeclippers to fuck.

I had to bring machete when I bang you mama and her badass bush last night.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

5'2

One of the four worst heights to be for a man. The other three are 4'11, 5'0, and 5'1. Anything under 4'10 is interesting because the man is a certified midget, without question. Anywhere from 4'11 to 5'2 and he doesn't quite fit either midget or grown up size very well, and people around don't quite know how to classify him even though there's no way to try without seeming like a height bigot or short manophobe. A man this size is the size of a petite female, and is usually the next most badass, toughest group at the bar, after midget men.

Dave noticed that even though Paul was only 5'2, he felt small in comparison standing next to him, somehow dave felt compelled to prove that he was a man, not a mouse even though Dave was 6 foot.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Bombshell

A female that likes to play with explosives.

The bombshell made a bomb threats when she wasn't pulling fire alarms.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Bombshell

A female that likes things that go boom.

The bombshell loved anything from fireworks to c4.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Ruler recount

When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.

Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018