Business

Something you won't get done online, if by business you really mean ass whooping or beating.

He said he would give you the business online, he just hasn't said anything about it in real life yet.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Cocky

Someone who wants to look humble and act humble, but not to be humble.

Cocky girl- People say I'm pretty tough.
Guy that knows her- If there is any truth to what you just said about people, none of them are people that actually know you well.

by Solid Mantis March 06, 2021

Ninja

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.

The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Citizen kane's arrest

An arrest made by a guy like John Kane or David C. Diane, if the guy isn't in uniform or in the police department already.

John Kane just tried to tackle that dude, and wound up looking to some other concerned citizens to join in and help him on making a Citizen kane's arrest when he wasn't able to find a way to take the guy down solo.

by Solid Mantis November 02, 2019

Measure

To try and size somebody up.

If you wanted to measure the Irish guy's dick size, he'd come up short every time, and he'd know he was always an asshole with a short dick no matter how many different times or ways you tried to tell him that, but if you wanted to measure what he was made of, that was different.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

Video games

What everybody should get for Christmas, no matter their age. Video games tell you a lot about what somebody is like when there's no cameras rolling instead of what they say they're like on TV or on a stage (or a social media page or website), and what they would really be like in the 12th century, for example.

Video games tell you what somebody is really like when nobody is watching, rather than when everybody is watching.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2020

Reverse preying mantis

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019