Solid Mantis's definitions

Mentally ill

Having an illness that isn't physical.

She had her mentally ill cousin shot to death by the police for standing up to her. Her cousin might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2021

Smart

Something people might tell you they think you are even when they don't think you are.

No matter what he/she said about thinking the guy was smart enough/good enough, it was evident that he/she didn't really think the guy was smart enough/good enough/qualified enough to figure a few things out.

by Solid Mantis March 31, 2020

Counterfade

Somebody who does not want to fight, but will.

Sports are one thing, fighting is something else. A lot of people think of fighting as being like a sport calling something a fade in reference to fighting. There's always a counterfade though. Watch what you try and create.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

Racquetball court

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.

The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020

Planet

Someone bloated to a mass of about 400 trillion pounds.

If that planet guy continues to orbit around McDonald's like that he's going to be 5'2 and 450 pounds, so he will be wider than he is high.

by Solid Mantis December 25, 2020

Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese and Nicki Minaj.

Dewey Cox- You didn't have to get em riled up like that.
Nicki Minaj- (karate chops the neck of Dewey Cox) Hiya! Comin at ya! That's karate, and 2 types of people know it, the Chinese and the Queen.
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that girl talking about?

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Blimpie

Subs that turn somebody into a blimp, zeppelin, or dirigible.

That guy ate Blimpie subs for so long he turned into a Nazi zeppelin.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020