Solid Mantis's definitions

Money

Despite what you hear from females about males making more money, the reality is there are plenty of females who make and have more money than many of the males they've known, and you dont hear anything about them from feminists or from males, feminists conviently leave certain things out.

A female should make the same money for the same job absolutely, but feminists dont mention the females that make and have more money than males already, especially since how hard somebody has to work to get something is not really a measurable kind of detail about somebody since everybody is different. There are females who went to college they didnt pay for that make more money than some of the guys who didnt go to college, and they dont work harder for the money they make than anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2020

Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.

Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

Media

The media loves to tell people who the good people are and who the bad people are.

The media combines a few half truths with a lot of bullshit.

by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

Boogerville

Washington DC would have been a lot more interesting if it had been designed as Boogerville instead of Washington DC.

The White House would have been the Outhouse in Boogerville, but they had a fancy French designer come in and do it, do you think a French designer really gives a fuck about an American city? Politicans keep saying they're going to change it, but Washington is still not Boogerville, so what has changed? Even a president that farts or burps during a speech would be interesting.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Poodle people

The people groomed to run shit.

Everybody gather round, one of the poodle people is gonna do a new trick! A new party trick!

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Eyeballing

Looking at.

You been eyeballing the 98 pound girl with the nunchakas and the ADHD again, you want some of that?

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy industry

An industry that pretends to be on your side, rooting for you instead of the events that make the industry possible (storms, crime, death, accidents, bad news).

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is a business, not a friend.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020