Definitions by Solid Mantis
Alpha female
Is as follows:
1) Dynamite
2) fucking Dynamite, that's fucking with a hard, tough g at the end, never a soft, weak g at the tail end of fucking
3) if the first two items on the list don't scare you she will tell her mom who will relay to her dad, that has access to dynamite
1) Dynamite
2) fucking Dynamite, that's fucking with a hard, tough g at the end, never a soft, weak g at the tail end of fucking
3) if the first two items on the list don't scare you she will tell her mom who will relay to her dad, that has access to dynamite
Are you mad because you are a lame and I am a fucking g? Or are you mad because I'm Dynamite? Dynomite I will blow up in your face like a grenade. Bitches know I'm the alpha female in these parts.
Alpha female by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Alpha female
A female who spends more time talking and bragging about being an alpha female than she does being an alpha female. Is overconfident at everything except what matters in life, like making people smile. Anything else from sports to intellect is something they love to brag about all the time, since bragging is a birthright of an alpha female, even if feeling or being anything besides a covert narsissisus is something they don't quite get.
Look, over here, I'm selling an oven that bakes 120 types of medication that I'm going to give somebody else even though I'm the one that needs it, I'm an alpha female.
Alpha female by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Cow shit
Better organic material for growing hallucinogenic mushrooms than bullshit. Have a cow and you can grow your own!
New hippy-So I eat everything? The cow shit too?
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.
Cow shit by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Budhouser
Budhouser by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Budwiser
Just got done on my third bud, now let me explain a few things to you about how to treat animals. I'm budwiser than you.
Budwiser by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
The shit that killed michael jackson
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
The shit that killed michael jackson by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016