Definitions by Solid Mantis
Alpha female
Is as follows:
1) Dynamite
2) fucking Dynamite, that's fucking with a hard, tough g at the end, never a soft, weak g at the tail end of fucking
3) if the first two items on the list don't scare you she will tell her mom who will relay to her dad, that has access to dynamite
1) Dynamite
2) fucking Dynamite, that's fucking with a hard, tough g at the end, never a soft, weak g at the tail end of fucking
3) if the first two items on the list don't scare you she will tell her mom who will relay to her dad, that has access to dynamite
Are you mad because you are a lame and I am a fucking g? Or are you mad because I'm Dynamite? Dynomite I will blow up in your face like a grenade. Bitches know I'm the alpha female in these parts.
Alpha female by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Cow shit
Better organic material for growing hallucinogenic mushrooms than bullshit. Have a cow and you can grow your own!
New hippy-So I eat everything? The cow shit too?
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.
Cow shit by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Budhouser
Budhouser by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Budwiser
Just got done on my third bud, now let me explain a few things to you about how to treat animals. I'm budwiser than you.
Budwiser by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
The shit that killed michael jackson
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
The shit that killed michael jackson by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
MMA douchebag
The kind of douchebag that hopes somebody on the internet gets ballsy and pulls that crowbar on them like they said they would, as they could have any time, and still can.
I'm an mma douchebag so I hope somebody decides to put their balls where there mouth is, nothing is holding them back.
MMA douchebag by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016