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MGM

Male genital mutilation. Not as frequent since the Middle Ages, male genital mutilation is self explanatory, mutilation of the male genitals. John Bobbitt is one of few Americans who underwent MGM in recent history, if there are any other Americans who underwent MGM.
MGM is not something that happens much since the Middle Ages and medieval torture devices.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
mugGet the MGMmug.

Horse face syndrome

Gary Busey had been diagnosed with horse face syndrome about a decade ago, there are many more who have horse face syndrome and haven't been diagnosed yet.
Trent- So you got any plans to go out with a girl this weekend?
Guy with horse face syndrome-Naaaaay
by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018
mugGet the Horse face syndromemug.

Joke

A guy who falls short in having a sense of humor is a joke, a clown.
The guy is a joke because he doesn't laugh at our pranks.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
mugGet the Jokemug.

3rd quarter

The quarter the Panthers quit doing what they were doing to start the game off, and the quarter they don't think to do what they will do to end the game. They finish the game, but they get into a slump just about every 3rd quarter.
The Panthers don't do too well in a 3rd quarter, and other teams know it.
by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020
mugGet the 3rd quartermug.

Youtuber

Youtuber's make videos on how to do anything but what you want to know, like how to lace a blunt with pcp without the customer finding out what was in it until years later, or how to make a drink with meth in it that tastes like a four loko to college girls.
The youtuber made a video about how to tie boots and make a knuckle sandwich.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2018
mugGet the Youtubermug.

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America.
Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
mugGet the Statue protestsmug.

Dork girl

I just watched as those two dudes at the park let some dork girl turn them both into dorks, I should have done something.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
mugGet the Dork girlmug.

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