Solid Mantis's definitions

Hypocrite

Someone who's testing whether they were being tested, even when they werent.

The hypocrite was always testing whether he/she was being tested, thinking everybody else was playful and playing when he/she was, and quick to call people on double standards he/she was practicing himself/herself, because he/she didn't know that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Boy girl

A girl with a boyish look and charm or a boy with an effeminate manner.

Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

Bass turd

A bass turd is fish shit.

There's bass turds around the lake.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Sleazeball

A foreign journalist who tries to turn people from his/her country against another country (such as China) by talking about censorship. If you're not from China, and you're not there to visit, the Chinese aren't stupid, they kn9w you're there to look for trouble.

Nobody has to feel bad about some sleazeball journalist or paparazzi who was in China too long looking for trouble and finally found some. In reality, what goes on in China is the business of the Chinese, and a sleazeball journalist can mind their own business like everybody else. Unlike the foreigner sleazeball journalist, the Chinese do hold their own country sacred, and don't have to forever welcome outsiders with open arms.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Roughmen

This kind of man is not a gentleman at all.

Have you heard from Crysta? She was supposed to get back from that date by now, the guy must have kidnapped her, call the police. You know how she likes the roughmen and won't let the gentlemen treat her right.

by Solid Mantis October 24, 2016

Willfully contradictory

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).

This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021