Definitions by Solid Mantis

5'1 

The most popular guy at my school was 5'1.

New kid- You know that 5'1 guy with the muscles? I'm not intimidated but almost, that guy looks tough.
Guy who's been around school- Yea that's JoJo. The other kids call him GI JoJo, I don't mess with him. He's a good guy to make friends with, he's the most popular guy in school.

5'1 by Solid Mantis January 21, 2017

Island porn 

Porn you bring when you escape from prison and will not be near civilization for quite some time.

Almost got me raft ready okay, snacks check, clothes check, toothbrush toilet paper check, where's me island porn? Argggggggggghhhh where's me island porn!

Island porn by Solid Mantis December 17, 2016

Sailboat fuel 

If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.

Yea were gonna head out today, hurricane Wendy left us with plenty of sailboat fuel.

Sailboat fuel by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016

Cacti sac 

A street filled with cookie cutter desert abodes in the suburbs of a southwestern city. Places like Phoenix and alberquerque are full of cacti sac neighborhoods.

No wonder you're a methhead Jesse, your house looks like your other seven hundred neighbors houses and the ocean is a thousand miles away. You could've made a middle class income in downtown alberquerque, but you didn't want to be like everybody else in your cacti sac neighborhood, well who does?

Cacti sac by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016

You think you're fresh meat? 

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.

You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

You think you're fresh meat? by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016

Late hit 

Getting lucky after midnight.

Mack got in a late hit after he got off from work.

Late hit by Solid Mantis November 22, 2016

Mountain man 

Not the manliest kind of man. There is a breed of man even manlier than the mountain man. This is their story- Three farmers in Poland are drinking and decide to challenge each others manhood by playing man games. The first farmer tells the other two to hit him with sacks of potatoes. The other two hit him with the potatoes, then the second farmer decides to up the anti by cranking up a chainsaw and cutting the end of his foot off. The third farmer sees this and decides he will not be outdone so he takes the saw and cuts his own head off with it. You don't get much more manly, only the Maine chainsaw romance guy is in a similar category of manly.

Mountain man, my best bro cut his own head off, that really happened. You thought you were tough til I just told you the story of a real man, you look like a bearded lady boy.

Mountain man by Solid Mantis November 21, 2016