Solid Mantis's definitions

Posed

Gave people the illusion that you were something you weren't, deceived people.

The girl's aunt and deceased grandmother (whom she had never actually met) were everything she wanted to be but wasnt in everyday life, still she posed as being just like them when everyone was looking, though there were no true similarities when nobody was looking. She did all this to gain acceptance and trust from her own family, since she didnt find either acceptance or trust anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).

The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019

Defensive

The most defensive people in the world are the ones who call other people defensive, and never admit to being defensive themselves.

The girl says you're too defensive.

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019

Insest

Two insectoids fucking.

Their insectoid offspring will have six heads and six legs from the insest.

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020

Shorthanded

Being shorthanded isn't the same thing as not being ready.

The team was demoralized and discouraged because they knew they were shorthanded, not because they weren't ready.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021

Change

There's a lot of people who are quick to try and change something that's been there for decades or longer, but don't want to preserve anything that's been around a while, they only seem to want to preserve something new and fresh, something that just got done.

The guy/girl wanted everything he/she wasn't a part of or didnt do with his/her group eliminated, but wanted everything he/she/they did do preserved forever. They thought everyone had to welcome and agree with their thoughts about change, and that anybody who disagreed should die.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020