Definitions by Solid Mantis

Eighty six year old virgin 

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

Eighty six year old virgin by Solid Mantis May 1, 2017

Flat earther 

Flat earthers usually come from a place like Miami, Chicago, or Houston and think the rest of the world is like where they live.

Mike Pulaski is a single flat earther from Chicago who grills out every weekend.

Flat earther by Solid Mantis April 26, 2017

Lad

Lad is a word the Irish use for a young boy or guy. Bloke is usually the word you think of for a British guy, although words have been spread like herpes to where it's hard to tell who says what nowadays.

He's a rotten lad.

Lad by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Lad

Australians also use both lad and bloke. British folks went to Australia, Irish folks went to Australia and now neither word is affiliated with a user. Australians flip a coin when they meet a young guy, if it lands on heads they call him bloke if it lands on tails they call him a lad. They might call him a Sheila if he's a punk though.

Are you a bloke or a lad, we're gonna find out right now, oh it landed on tails but you're no lad. You're a fuckin Sheila I can tell.

Lad by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Texas drop em 

Not the same rules as 52 card pick up, you leave em where they land.

Pete-You wanna play Texas drop em?
Matthew-Nah I'm not in.
Pete-Well the rest of us are gonna play, your living rooms good right?

Texas drop em by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Leprechan approach 

A movie that came out in the 90s. No, Ashton Kutcher was not in this one.

You ever seen the leprechan approach? That's a hell of a movie.

Leprechan approach by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Laserblade

A laser weapon.

Both his hands were cut off from his wrists by a laserblade, now he won't have to commit suicide.

Laserblade by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017