Solid Mantis's definitions

Clown

A red nosed laugh maker.

Girl- What you see is what you get with me.
Guy- Well, I see a clown. I see a joke.
Girl- Then that's what you get, plus an egg to the face, and eggs thrown at your house. I'll say that Justin Bieber did it if anybody asks.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2020

Belarus

One of the few countries not on lockdown while many people in the world are.

It seems that even when some of the people in Belarus seem to want lockdowns, dictatorship, and authoritarian leadership, they're not given it. Countries under lockdowns seem closer to near-dictatorships than Belarus at this time.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Dale

One of the guys in Step Brothers.

Unedited Step brothers

Dale-What if she grabs me by the wiener, catches me off guard, and says I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.

Dale's Father-Shut the fuck up!

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Sexist

Somebody who is irreverent towards females.

Some females (feminists) call anybody irreverant towards (or anybody that disagrees with) females sexist.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.

The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Indigenous

People with indigo skin and dreadlocks, sometimes called avatars. Calling them avatars makes it okay to take all their resources and still say they like you, since people do it in movies, since some people seem to want their true tribal names forgotten or extinct. All groups/shades participate in genocide, and hypocrites come in all shades (even darker shades).

Calling people indigenous makes them sound like a different group/race, instead of part of one human race.

by Solid Mantis August 4, 2020

Alaskan wildlife fucker

A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.

Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018