Solid Mantis's definitions
If you like hamburgers, they like hamburgers and sell hamburgers. If you like football, they like football and sell football gear. If you like ice skating, they like ice skating and sell skates. If you like smoking pot or shooting heroin, they like drugs and sell drugs. If you like anything that isnt for sale, you're on your own.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
Get the Superficialmug. A way to justify a bullshit disrespectful attitude toward the world and anybody who doesn't think the way you want them to, despite your claims of being a liberator.
The girl and boy used science from their school books to justify their continued attitude toward the folks who did not and would not look at things in their bullshit rationalized, repressed way.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
Get the Sciencemug. Instead of worrying about what some black guy is up to, wouldn't it be good for a white guy to have an inner barbarian in case some other white guy (or girl) decides it's a good idea to start a fire sale and send us all back to the stone age and run off with the money? That seems like a bigger threat than some unarmed black guy minding his business.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
Get the Barbarismmug. Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017
Get the Teapotmug. A way to get peole to believe that a lot more things revolve around Jupiter than they actually do in real life.
Even if astrology was based on the Sun, hopefully people would question it rather than believe it. But anything based on the orbit of Jupiter is plain suspect.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
Get the Astrologymug. Someone who claims to be a tomboy one minute, then a girly girl the next, then a nerd, then a pop culture enthusiast, then a badass or a rebellious one, then a scientist or medical expert , then a real estate agent, then a food lover, depending on which group of people they want to play that day.
The sideless girl seemed fun at first to the people who didnt already know her well, it wasnt going to be until years later when their group ended up played against another opposing group that they knew that it was everyone else who had a side but the sideless girl. The sideless girl thought they were all mentally in their single digit years still, and that people who had a side were fools.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
Get the Sidelessmug. People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Get the Garden hosemug.