Definitions by Solid Mantis

Wuss 

The word a pussy uses to describe someone they hate.

Some pussy just called me a wuss, he was trying to piss me off, but he failed. Wuss doesn't piss anybody off, wuss makes a guy want to go home and tell his mommy a story about how he called a bully a wuss and brought his slingshot to school for self defense against mean, rude bullies.

Wuss by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Concealed slingshot 

A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.

Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.

Concealed slingshot by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Thumbscrew 

A way for an inquisitor to have fun.

Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.

Thumbscrew by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Sawing 

Execution by cutting a guy in half by a 2 man saw.

Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.

He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.

Sawing by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Superiority complex

Females who claim to be more righteous than males have a superiority complex. Males who claim females are more morally qualified are also claiming females are superior.

Anybody who has a superiority complex doesn't believe in the equality they preach, since something superior to something else is not equal to it. Since no two people are the same, no two people are equal, which only means every person is different.

Superiority complex by Solid Mantis October 10, 2017

Extreme ass whooping 

Something you didn't get as a kid, it's not like a slap.

Soldier boy thought he was gonna get slapped over a bike, instead turkey didn't hold back on an extreme ass whooping. Enjoy soldier boy.

Extreme ass whooping by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017

Pretentighteous

A person who pretends to be more righteous than they are to preach, but doesn't walk the righteous life they preach, and usually won't walk much else of what they preach.

Helen the princess is what they call pretentighteous.

Pretentighteous by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017