Definitions by Solid Mantis
Individual
In order to be an individual, a person has to be indivisible. Since you can somebody in half, you can divide somebody into two pieces.
Raz's friends thought he was an individual until his captors sawed him in half. There were two distinct halves of Raz, so from then on they knew he wasn't indivisible.
Individual by Solid Mantis November 12, 2017
Denippling
They began denippling mothers in the movie Tears of the Sun to keep them from feeding their kids. Denippling is also called involuntary mastectomy by some people.
Denippling by Solid Mantis November 12, 2017
Coward
Manager-That coward Dalton was supposed to have everything done by yesterday and just like he usually does, he ran from the responsibility.
Coworker-Hahahaha he's gonna go home and cry when you fire him what do you want to bet.
Manager-The tab at the next dinner party, his other coworkers will want a night out when they hear that he got fired hahahaha.
Coworker-That's a bet then.
Coworker-Hahahaha he's gonna go home and cry when you fire him what do you want to bet.
Manager-The tab at the next dinner party, his other coworkers will want a night out when they hear that he got fired hahahaha.
Coworker-That's a bet then.
Coward by Solid Mantis November 2, 2017
Self-actualized asshole
When a guy knows and realizes he's an asshole and doesn't owe anyone an apology for being himself, he's a self-actualized asshole.
Guy 1-The feminist thinks you should apologize to her for something you said or did.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.
Self-actualized asshole by Solid Mantis October 26, 2017
Brazen brisket
A form of execution where the person is stuck in a chamber to cook, then served as brisket to guests.
The Emperor's right hand man preferred to make a brazen brisket out of his enemies instead of cutting them up.
Brazen brisket by Solid Mantis October 19, 2017
Flatass fatass
Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.
Flatass fatass by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
Bees knees
The coolest
Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
Bees knees by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017