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New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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Eddie murphy scary

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
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Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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Victory

There is no such thing as victory against the coronavirus, there is only not losing more. If nobody takes a stand, everybody takes a fall.
Not losing more lives, businesses, jobs, or rights isn't victory, it's an end to the spread of (and fuel for) the wildfire, an end to the loss of everything.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
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Sick and tired

A lot of people say they're sick and tired, when really theyre irritated and frustrated. If you're not terminally ill, you're not sick in the way that you mean when you say sick and tired. If you haven't been awake for days on end working around the clock, you're not really tired. You're just irritated and frustrated with something.
People are not really sick and tired, they're irritated and frustrated, and they've been irritated and frustrated for a long time now.
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
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evil

a female full of cruelty and trickery is an evil that continues to go on
the evil queen had his eyes burned out of his skull for looking at her in a way she considered the wrong way
by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018
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Stomp the yard

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.
Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016
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