Winning

Winning is nice and all, but you gotta be pretty desperate for it if you're getting shots in your neck. Hopefully if someone told you that shooting heroin in your neck would get you a ring, you wouldn't be desperate enough to start doing it, though all of a sudden the same guys getting shots in their neck who don't judge would start calling other guys junkies who got the heroin shots, which is hypocrisy.

The guy shot up five times in the neck to get a title, he must think if you're not winning that way, you're not trying.

by Solid Mantis November 03, 2019

Swiss cheesehead

A fan of MDMA.

Guy1-Eric tried MDMA and became a Swiss cheesehead.

Guy 2- Yea I heard about him.
Guy 1- Eric's not from Beantown is he?

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017

Bees knees

The coolest

Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

Trust

Treating somebody as a friend doesn't mean you trust them, it means you don't think you're better than them, and you don't think they're better than you.

The guy would treat people as friend whether he trusted them or didn't trust them.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2020

Psych ass whooping

A psychological ass whooping, if there is such a thing.

The boy said he was psychologically tired of getting a psych ass whooping, if that was somehow possible. His mother told him that it would be okay and that it would pass if he took a nap.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

Funny lookin

Not the same as funny.

The funny lookin midget was armed with real bullets that did real damage to real bodies, which wasn't really funny or scary, it was just plain dangerous.

by Solid Mantis May 24, 2019

Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020