Definitions by Solid Mantis
Garden hose
A dick.
Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.
Garden hose by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018
Overachiever
An overachiever outworks everybody.
Jim-I work hard, why am I not a millionaire?
Kevin- You do work hard Jim, as hard as anybody, but somehow you're not an overachiever. You have to have something inside that makes you an overachiever to be one. You're just not an overachiever Jim.
Jim- I guess not, so why do I owe an overachiever respect, that's the part of it I haven't figured out.
Kevin- Well, an overachiever gets paid for their overachievements. It's their world since they own it, they're free to push you.
Kevin- You do work hard Jim, as hard as anybody, but somehow you're not an overachiever. You have to have something inside that makes you an overachiever to be one. You're just not an overachiever Jim.
Jim- I guess not, so why do I owe an overachiever respect, that's the part of it I haven't figured out.
Kevin- Well, an overachiever gets paid for their overachievements. It's their world since they own it, they're free to push you.
Overachiever by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018
Lecturing
Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.
Lecturing by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018
Poser
A person who takes a picture with a group of people so they don't look narcissistic in the picture is a poser.
Photogenic poser-Look, there's seven other faces in the photo with mine, we're not narcissistic are we?
Poser by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
Narcissistic
Girl- It's not true that I'm a narcissist is it mommy?
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.
Narcissistic by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
Narcissistic
Narcissistic by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018