Police officer- If you call 911 one more time complaining about some guy hitting you or being abusive, you're gonna be in big trouble ma'am.
Whining girl- It's funny now that it's over isn't it?
Police Officer- Nobody thinks you're funny anymore Percy. If your daddy wasn't the warden, we could stop spending so much of our time locking people up over stupidity.
Whining girl- It's funny now that it's over isn't it?
Police Officer- Nobody thinks you're funny anymore Percy. If your daddy wasn't the warden, we could stop spending so much of our time locking people up over stupidity.
by Solid Mantis February 22, 2021

There's no such thing as an innocent adult, even though the media often uses the term innocent civilians, or innocent lives.
Every adult has done something wrong at least once in their life, even those who died in a shooting or a plane crash. Stolen candy, told a lie, killed a bug that didn't really have to die, something. They were not entirely innocent before they got shot, or before they got on the plane that crashed. Thanks to the media, people often mistake people who did something considered a heroic act saints or heroes, like the person had never done anything cowardly or devious a few times in life, or even most of their lives other than the one heroic act.
by Solid Mantis July 06, 2019

The guy claimed that somebody else had a stranglehold on people's minds, but wouldn't let his own band members wear moo moo's or silly looking outfits because he wanted to keep the band's hard hitting image intact. He didn't want anybody to know his image for the entire band wasnt a reflection of who he really was.
by Solid Mantis January 03, 2021

Someone who knew you before you were a millionaire and had fans kissing your ass (or your full time job, custom house, husband/wife, kids, car, and all the other shit), and wont become one of the people kissing your ass.
His/her fans seemed to love the way he/she treated them, but anybody who disagreed with him/her or told him/her to shove his/her money/awards/honors/trophies up his/her ass was known as a hater by him/her.
by Solid Mantis July 30, 2020

The girl's aunt and deceased grandmother (whom she had never actually met) were everything she wanted to be but wasnt in everyday life, still she posed as being just like them when everyone was looking, though there were no true similarities when nobody was looking.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are. Someone who's aware that they're the problem is not oblivious to what the problem is.
by Solid Mantis October 06, 2020

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
