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A good way to turn someone into a YouTube star, pretend you want to fight them and have a friend film it.
The two girls pretended to almost get in a fight on sight and claimed they were doing for you, the viewing audience.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018
Get the On sight mug.The broke guy has enough m's missing from his bank account that he could donate them to alphabets in quite a few languages.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2018
Get the Broke mug.What's the point of going out and protesting, when you end up on your knees at the end of it, when all is said and done?
Protesting is a waste of time that could be spent waking up and fighting, or at least going to work.
by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021
Get the Protesting mug.An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.
The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
Get the Happy ending mug.Jill was about to hate fuck a guy she despised, but she was mercurial so at times she was also his best fucking friend too.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018
Get the Hate fuck mug.A way for a female to say she's better than a guy based on shallow external traits like physical appearance. Just about any guy that likes pussy is going to agree without questioning what makes females feel like they're so much better than guys because they can carry a baby for nine months and give birth.
That guy must be queer as a three dollar bill he doesn't believe a girl is better than him because she thinks she's better than him. People told him she's out of your league and he didn't know what the big deal was like they did because he was too narcissistic to understand or talk or think about anything but himself.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018
Get the Out of your league mug.When a girl fucks a guy she feels sorry for, like he's her cousin from the side of the family who all died in a car accident when he was 3 months old. Or like an orphan, some kid with no family. Girls have sex with a guy like this thinking it will make the guy less likely to stalk or rape, when in reality this is the sort of attention a rapist or stalker dreams of. Likelihood of heinous sex crime victimization actually increases after a sympathy fuck.
Jill felt like she was being nice and doing Jorge a favor by giving him a sympathy fuck, really Jorge was taking her for the first time of many right then, just like a Bundy or a gein.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
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