Poser

Someone who represents something they're not in everyday life.
1) George W Bush is a poser, he's from Connecticut and poses as a Texas boy.

2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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AIF

Arranged Improvised Fight, a fight that had been arranged beforehand but made to look like it was not arranged or planned.
The guys wanted to get an AIF on that dude.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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Popular

John isn't popular because he has a lot of friends at school, he's the kind of popular people play him up as when they assume his ego is growing when he hears the bullshit people tell him about himself, especially the flattering bullshit.
by Solid Mantis July 23, 2018
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Idiot

I been called one of those since I was a kid and last thing people would do is lie to you, that means I'm an idiot, it's true!
I've always been such an idiot.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Egotistical

Being an asshole, and being aware that you're an asshole, and not feeling the need to change is not the same thing as being egotistical, even if bullshit people can't tell the difference between the two.
The guy is an asshole, he's always been an asshole, he's not going to change into something else, that doesn't give him a false sense of ego, or make him egotistical (since he doesn't think he's the most special,unique, or important asshole that ever lived). He's not as oblivious to how much of an asshole he is as bullshit people think he is.
by Solid Mantis May 06, 2020
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Unclean

Nobody is going to want to be around that maskless, unvaccinated guy. He puts everyone and everything including himself at risk of becoming as unclean as he is. He needs to grow up and stop being so selfish and narcissistic.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021
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Slave driver

A slave driver nowadays is any definition you bullshit people into reading.
Dan and Jim assumed Bill wanted them to do some things he wanted to get done, so they went ahead and did it and bitched about Bill being a slave driver. They also assumed he was a slave driver based on what he looked like. They didn't find out until later he didn't want anything from them, not their help, not their presence, they didn't want to be around him and he didn't want them around him either, even though he never gave any indication he wanted them around.
by Solid Mantis July 23, 2018
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