Definitions by Solid Mantis

drive by doors 

Modified homicide doors that allow a quick and efficient drive by shooting.

Is P Dawg gonna get them drive by doors on his ride? He won't even have to turn the music down he can leave it blastin while he blastin!

drive by doors by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018

Serial rapist 

A lot of people look like a serial killer, but you don't hear many people say to somebody they know how they look like a serial rapist.

Gary-You look like a fuckin serial rapist Trent.
Trent-Fuck you don't say that Gary.

You know, I used to think Jim looked like a serial killer but not any more. Jim looks like a fuckin serial rapist.

Serial rapist by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018

Suicide 

A drink with all the sodas mixed together. Posted on urban dictionary until small town dictionary can be found.

Where do you get a suicide now? When you ask about it, they stick you in a hospital now.

Suicide by Solid Mantis April 14, 2018

Hate fuck 

Sleeping with the enemy, literally.

Jill was about to hate fuck a guy she despised, but she was mercurial so at times she was also his best fucking friend too.

Hate fuck by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.

Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).

Stats nerd by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Skyscraper ego 

A 1000+ foot ego, 1300 foot if you count the antennae.

Jefe has been playing up to Alan's skyscraper ego, but Alan hasn't noticed since his head is in the clouds.

Skyscraper ego by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Hard candy 

Doesn't seem as tough as nails.

Guy 1- You think you're hard candy the way you were eyeballin me don't you?
Guy 2- I think I'm hard candy?

Hard candy by Solid Mantis March 31, 2018