The dork girl thought she was Nurse Ratched, trying to keep everyone afraid of her so that they wouldn't think that her and her mouth were afraid of them. She didn't want them to take their masks off just yet.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Doing te same thing as crying wolf really. One minute you'reall fucked up or psychologically traumatized after getting hit in the face, the next minute you're fine.
He kept on with his bad acting and laughing about it 5 minutes after it was over, so she tricked him into giving her his left kidney.
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2021

When a girl tries to grab something out of your hand (or does grab something out of your hand), she's doing it because she's the man.
by Solid Mantis November 05, 2019

Manager-That coward Dalton was supposed to have everything done by yesterday and just like he usually does, he ran from the responsibility.
Coworker-Hahahaha he's gonna go home and cry when you fire him what do you want to bet.
Manager-The tab at the next dinner party, his other coworkers will want a night out when they hear that he got fired hahahaha.
Coworker-That's a bet then.
Coworker-Hahahaha he's gonna go home and cry when you fire him what do you want to bet.
Manager-The tab at the next dinner party, his other coworkers will want a night out when they hear that he got fired hahahaha.
Coworker-That's a bet then.
by Solid Mantis November 02, 2017

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.
There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.
by Solid Mantis June 04, 2019

You can stick your bottle of hand sanitizer right up your ass bubbly girl, that way nobody can burst all the bubbles in your bottle. That should keep you from becoming unclean, it might even keep your shit from stinking.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

When there is no money being made off it, most people that talk about on site shit aren't going to do anything but bait somebody into a possible jail visit over what they say or do in response to being antagonized by some pussy.
D tried to get all his friends to come watch the fun of getting this crackhead dude locked up for saying or doing something really stupid on sight.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018
