There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.
There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.
by Solid Mantis June 04, 2019
You can stick your bottle of hand sanitizer right up your ass bubbly girl, that way nobody can burst all the bubbles in your bottle. That should keep you from becoming unclean, it might even keep your shit from stinking.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
When there is no money being made off it, most people that talk about on site shit aren't going to do anything but bait somebody into a possible jail visit over what they say or do in response to being antagonized by some pussy.
D tried to get all his friends to come watch the fun of getting this crackhead dude locked up for saying or doing something really stupid on sight.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018
A language.
The girl started speaking Yoruba, which happened to be one of the favorite languages of the professor who had big ambitions to become the next womanizing dictator of his country. As a collector of females phone numbers, the professor would get suckered into being blind to the girl's attempts to stroke his ego.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
50 men in this village once had 20/20 vision , until Ashton decided she didn't like the way they looked at her, and had their eyes burned out. They are now blind.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2019
Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.
by Solid Mantis September 03, 2018
You can tell a poser imitating a kind hearted person from a kind hearted person, since a poser wont pose as kindhearted without also adding something about themselves being badass to their claim of being kindhearted.
The poser would pose as kindhearted when he/she wanted acceptance from the kindhearted folks, and as an asshole when he/she wanted acceptance from assholes.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020