Definitions by Solid Mantis
Joke
Joke by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
Unfuckable
A guy who has no interest or being a father, husband, or lover is unfuckable. A female that wants a lover, husband, or kids has to find a fuckable dude, usually a guy she thinks is hot, as many unfuckable guys are not. Some unfuckable guys are vain, narcissistic assholes, like this one guy Sean who likes to talk about himself more than any other subject.
As long as you keep trying to fuck with the unfuckable dudes, you're going to be let down. Find a fuckable dude who likes your faggot friends and marry the poor bastard.
Unfuckable by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
Dumbass
The dumbass is really gonna get a lawyer to go to court. Even though it was a prank, he's a dumbass for paying the lawyer and the medical bills he got, hahahahaha that's hilarious and awesome.
Dumbass by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
Conversion
Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.
Conversion by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
Fo sho
Fo sho by Solid Mantis May 3, 2018
Pervert
A guy who will never have the charisma to be the center of attention, people call perverts lurkers and shadow people.
Pervert by Solid Mantis May 3, 2018
Fangster
A fangster is a female gangster. People think a fangster is usually in a prison gang, a lot of fangsters are organized and don't go to jail.
The godmother was someone people knew as a fangster. Somebody once called her the fairy godmother and ended up with a blood fairy, which was her version of the bloody eagle the Vikings used to execute their enemies.
Fangster by Solid Mantis May 1, 2018