Solid Mantis's definitions

Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).

At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The girl wanted to look like a boy, as long as the boy was an athlete or an astronaut and not a loser. If the boy she was trying to look like was a loser, she would turn into a coward and let a male look like the loser. All of that could be avoided by being yourself, instead of living your life as a poser.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Innocence

There's no such thing as human innocence, therefore there is no innocence to shatter in anybody.

There never lived an innocent human being, so there never was any innocence to shatter.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2019

Privacy

A lot of times people say privacy when they mean personal freedom.

When you hear someone talking about what degree of privacy they are willing to give up, they really mean what degree of personal freedom are people willing to give up. There are people who call other people selfish or narcissistic just to try and get them to give up more of their personal freedom.

by Solid Mantis August 26, 2020

Imitation

Sometimes it takes more humility not to be an imitation, not to do everything someone else does, or try and talk like someone else, and to really know that they're different from you, rather than the same. You dont have to give anybody credit you havent taken, but without humility, you'll always try to give credit and try to get other people to do the same because you know you've been busy taking credit from somewhere else, then claim that you had to do all this for someone else, when really it's always been your own lack of humility.

Imitation comes from thinking everybody is the same because everyone is human. Of course everyone is human, of course nobody is more human and nobody is less human, that doesnt mean there aren't the small, subtle things that make each person different than the next. Doing something you saw somebody else do, even if you alter it a little bit, or try to add to it to outdo the person you're imitating, doesnt make you the same as them, any more than talking the way they would talk or saying shit they would say makes you the same as them. There is no speaking any language but your own, people dont go for your shit when you try and speak theirs. Some of us don't give credit or feel that its owed to anybody, since we're not taking any from anybody.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Thumbscrew

A way for an inquisitor to have fun.

Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017