Definitions by Solid Mantis

Pushover 

A guy who's conditioned to trust females without questioning, so really all guys are considered a pushover by females at some point in life.

The guy was a pushover for not knowing he didn't have to blindly trust every female he met.

Pushover by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Joke 

A guy who falls short in having a sense of humor is a joke, a clown.

The guy is a joke because he doesn't laugh at our pranks.

Joke by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Unfuckable

A guy who has no interest or being a father, husband, or lover is unfuckable. A female that wants a lover, husband, or kids has to find a fuckable dude, usually a guy she thinks is hot, as many unfuckable guys are not. Some unfuckable guys are vain, narcissistic assholes, like this one guy Sean who likes to talk about himself more than any other subject.

As long as you keep trying to fuck with the unfuckable dudes, you're going to be let down. Find a fuckable dude who likes your faggot friends and marry the poor bastard.

Unfuckable by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Dumbass 

A guy who pays real money for a lawyer to go to a courtroom in the guise of a trial.

The dumbass is really gonna get a lawyer to go to court. Even though it was a prank, he's a dumbass for paying the lawyer and the medical bills he got, hahahahaha that's hilarious and awesome.

Dumbass by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Conversion 

Trying to change somebody.

Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.

Conversion by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Fo sho 

Another way of saying you did something for show.

Time to take his ass to trial fo sho.

Fo sho by Solid Mantis May 3, 2018

Pervert 

A guy who will never have the charisma to be the center of attention, people call perverts lurkers and shadow people.

The pervert doesn't live like a rock star, he lives like a bottom feeder.

Pervert by Solid Mantis May 3, 2018