Solid Mantis's definitions

Politics

Politics is boring no matter what party is in power.

Democrat, Republican, New Guy/Girl party doesn't matter, politics is the same bullshit in a different form no matter what party is in power.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020

White

If you're not on psychadelics, there is no such thing as people of color, or people who have color in their skin. Nobody is really white, with the exception of albinos. The people who are called white but are not Albino (Caucasian) are actually in the light peach-beige range to a tan shade of skin. The people with the darkest skin still have dark brown skin, and brown is not really a color. Asians and Indians have bronze skin to tan skin, so they aren't really red or yellow either.

The black female was trying to insult the white male by saying he was without color. In reality, so was she and everybody else, which made her a moron, kind of like the kind of exaggeration it took to compare voting restrictions to Jim Crow laws was moronic.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

Warden's daughter

A princess with a face only a mother could love, and a mouth that inspires nothing but resentment in and between others.

If you weren't the warden's daughter, boys wouldn't be going to the yard for no reason. Have you delivered one of your special executions lately Percy?

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021

Draconian measures

Another way of saying reptilians are measuring people's patience and tolerance for their bullshit social experiment.

The Draconian measures were in effect.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Home

Home isn't a base unless some is talking about baseball.

When somebody goes home, they're not setting up a base. Bases are everywhere, home is just one place.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience. They had about as much in common as Clovis and RuPaul, or somebody like RuPaul.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Charlotte

A city so small you need a microscope to find it in the woods, in the same way you need a microscope to locate the penis of a guy from charlotte.

That guy is from charlotte, he must get a less than three inch hard on when somebody talks about the city he's from.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2018