Solid Mantis's definitions
Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
Get the Invisible mistressesmug. A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021
Get the Machetemug. Played by yourself.
He/she tried to slowly drive so many people crazy/play so many people, he/she wound up having something wrong with him/her. He/she was self played.
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2020
Get the Self playedmug. 9 foot ogre soul, actual body size ranging from mini me to average human is a possibility for Goliath, its as likely if not more likely than the story about a 7 foot Russian basketball player taunting some 14 year old kid who's gonna cut his head off for it.
Didn't the short guy who flipped you off seem more like Goliath in behavior than the guy from the Guinness Book of World Records?
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2019
Get the Goliathmug. Throughout history, a queen is just as violent a person as any male monarch, some were especially known for being violent.
The girl who killed her two babies thought she was in the fbi. People once called her queen, it was a sad thing for them to see.
by Solid Mantis October 3, 2019
Get the Queenmug. The girl had a wholesome image. You would think she had never done anything wrong in her life, since it was all the boys who went to the yard (jail) over her.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
Get the Wholesome imagemug. Female Triple X- Can you give me a suit?
Guy- You know you would look so handsome in a suit, I'll see what I can do.
Guy- You know you would look so handsome in a suit, I'll see what I can do.
by Solid Mantis June 19, 2019
Get the Handsomemug.