Police officer- If you call 911 one more time complaining about some guy hitting you or being abusive, you're gonna be in big trouble ma'am.
Whining girl- It's funny now that it's over isn't it?
Police Officer- Nobody thinks you're funny anymore Percy. If your daddy wasn't the warden, we could stop spending so much of our time locking people up over stupidity.
Whining girl- It's funny now that it's over isn't it?
Police Officer- Nobody thinks you're funny anymore Percy. If your daddy wasn't the warden, we could stop spending so much of our time locking people up over stupidity.
by Solid Mantis February 22, 2021
The guy claimed that somebody else had a stranglehold on people's minds, but wouldn't let his own band members wear moo moo's or silly looking outfits because he wanted to keep the band's hard hitting image intact. He didn't want anybody to know his image for the entire band wasnt a reflection of who he really was.
by Solid Mantis January 03, 2021
Someone who knew you before you were a millionaire and had fans kissing your ass (or your full time job, custom house, husband/wife, kids, car, and all the other shit), and wont become one of the people kissing your ass.
His/her fans seemed to love the way he/she treated them, but anybody who disagreed with him/her or told him/her to shove his/her money/awards/honors/trophies up his/her ass was known as a hater by him/her.
by Solid Mantis July 30, 2020
For some kids, out of the woods meant back to where the authority figures they ran to were so they could get other kids in trouble, so much fun to them, or at least they claimed it was, that they had to have popcorn for show to somebody else), so they use the expression out of the woods a lot, but for others, the woods wasn't such a bad place to be.
Not everybody would want to be out of the woods if they were choosing between staying in the woods, and leaving the woods.
by Solid Mantis April 19, 2021
One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.
He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
These people are sensed as heat rather than seen and heard. Out of sight out of mind? Not at all, people can tell they are not alone, but they cannot prove it to themselves.
The house down the street growing up was not haunted. The man who lived there was just an infravert, that's all.
by Solid Mantis November 01, 2016
The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter. Since racism doesnt define who and what somebody is, neither do slogans and phrases, or police incidents, even if theres a lot of focus on these things by the media. The media doesnt define all of what somebody is, it doesnt encapsulate somebody.
No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020