Solid Mantis's definitions

Grow some mexicans

1) Growing mushrooms.

2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.

1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.

2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Smooth

Smooth is not rough or hard, but a soft and easy kind of grace. A smooth person thinks they're better than you, but is so smooth you'd never know.

D.Crook is one smooth cat, he makes it look easy.

by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018

Cocktease

A female who thinks she's god's gift to men.

What would men do without a cocktease? More men would commit suicide since they can't seem to live without one.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2018

Life

Not the only thing that knocks people down.

Not everybody who says they got up after being knocked down really got up. Some were always helped up by an authority figure in life.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020

Shroomhead

A guy with a bowl haircut, a haircut given by placing a bowl on a guy's head and trimming the part not covered by the bowl with clippers.

Jason has been a shroomhead for as long as I remember man. Only haircut he's ever had is to have a friend stop by put a bowl on his head and trim his hair up.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Tanzanite eye

The point of view you have if you watch a lot of QVC. You hear about a golden eye or a diamond eye, but you hardly ever hear about a tanzanite eye or an emerald eye.

Dr. Robotnik- Chaos, what is that reflection in your emerald eye? Is that me I see?

The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

Bob

A haircut often worn by poodle people.

One of the poodle people had a bob and always preached about how people talked about the recession like it was over, when things were worse than ever. It almost makes you wonder where the interest in depressions and recessions came from, or whether the kind of person who would sabotage something mechanical would sabotage something financially, since wondering about people's intentions is not the same as forming a conspiracy theory.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2019