Solid Mantis's definitions

Shalele

I may be wrong on the spelling, but a shalele is a Gaelic noun used to describe a club, larger than both a blackjack and night stick, and heavier. It is literally a club intended to f$%K somebody up, plain and simple, trespassers, or anybody bothering you. Just like a ballbat, a shalele is heavy enough to do serious damage, but lighter than a ballbat.

You're getting on my bad side, and a shalele can fix your attitude quick pal!

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Human

The one and only race.

At the end of the day, both groups of you are the human race, the only race there is, and the only race that should ever get called a race, but realistically they're not your people and you're not theirs. That's where the hard part of getting along comes in, especially when you're both right about something (or someone). Or when you're both wrong about something (or someone).

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese and Nicki Minaj.

Dewey Cox- You didn't have to get em riled up like that.
Nicki Minaj- (karate chops the neck of Dewey Cox) Hiya! Comin at ya! That's karate, and 2 types of people know it, the Chinese and the Queen.
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that girl talking about?

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Counterfade

Somebody who does not want to fight, but will.

Sports are one thing, fighting is something else. A lot of people think of fighting as being like a sport calling something a fade in reference to fighting. There's always a counterfade though. Watch what you try and create.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

Blimpie

Subs that turn somebody into a blimp, zeppelin, or dirigible.

That guy ate Blimpie subs for so long he turned into a Nazi zeppelin.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Mentally ill

Having an illness that isn't physical.

She had her mentally ill cousin shot to death by the police for standing up to her. Her cousin might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2021

Smart

Something people might tell you they think you are even when they don't think you are.

No matter what he/she said about thinking the guy was smart enough/good enough, it was evident that he/she didn't really think the guy was smart enough/good enough/qualified enough to figure a few things out.

by Solid Mantis March 31, 2020