Definitions by Solid Mantis

Hazmat 

Something you don't bring with you in a Baltimore tunnel.

The sign says no hazmats in the tunnel, you have to take the long way with your hazmat shit.

Hazmat by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Sleepfucking 

Can be more interesting than sleepwalking.

DJ Cutoff Sideburns could fuck in his sleep, he was sleepfucking man. He wasn't good at what he did, but he could do it and that's something.

Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Zombie fucker 

A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.

Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.

Zombie fucker by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Zombie fucker 

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.

DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.

Zombie fucker by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Pie face 

Pie face left one man with no face in killer clowns.

Just when you thought the clown was throwing regular pies at people, there was a face off with pie face.

Pie face by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

One eyed monster 

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

One eyed monster by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Helicapitation 

Decapitation by helicopter rotors.

The wind gust up high on the mountain turned a search and rescue into a helicapitation. The guy had no body to call for help.

Helicapitation by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018