Definitions by Solid Mantis
Narcissist
A guy who takes about 32 to 57 selfies standing in his bathroom is the definition of a narcissist, its so obvious.
The guy took 39 selfies in front of his bathroom mirror, if that doesn't make him a narcissist I don't know what does make a narcissist.
Narcissist by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Hilltop
Hilltop by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Hilltop
A midget on a hilltop can see further than the wrestlers that tower over the tall people you know and hate.
Hilltop by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Sleepfucking
Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.
Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018