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Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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Houston Astros

Being the asshole and knowing it is a better fate than an apology that won't fix anything but makes you look better.
The Houston Astros have options, it would be great for them to know they can choose to be the assholes of the league and still survive to another postseason in the future.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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Cam newton

If theres a good thing that came out of Cam Newton's departure from Carolina, it is that Carolina wasnt quick to trade Cam for a white quarterback. It's a good thing for where the league is headed that quarterback and leadership opportunities have opened up, that the captain doesnt have to look, think, or act a certain way. There is such a thing as people who didn't and still don't respect Peyton Manning, so whether or not people respect you doesnt determine who you are or what you do in life, even if it has an effect on you. It's good the league hasn't given up on something because it's still new and unfamiliar.
There havent been a lot of guys doing what Cam Newton is doing now, theres also teammates, opponents, fans, coaches, and the media he's had to try and get recognition and respect for what he's doing, and has the potential to do. It's not an easy road even if you make a lot of money, but it does still come with choices. Theres a world filled with criticism, it's going to be there anyway.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.
The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019
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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.
The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.
Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
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