Definitions by Solid Mantis

Remote dictionary 

For some reason, the definitions in remote dictionary are different than definitions in urban dictionary.

Tim couldn't even find anything about his remote in remote dictionary.

Remote dictionary by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Wallvine 

What a wallflower starts off as.

That guy wasn't even a wallflower when you first met him, he was a wallvine.

Wallvine by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Result 

Immediate results don't usually work out as well as some tell you they do.

She says she can get you results, but will you really want the results she's going to get you?

Result by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

Camera vision 

Eyes like a 24 hr surveillance camera at a convenience store and not like an eagle, more of a reptilian form of vision.

Nothing could distract her or make her camera vision lose focus.

Camera vision by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

Behind the times 

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

Behind the times by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

Shrimp dick 

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

Shrimp dick by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

LDE 

LDE, not to be confused with LED, is little dick energy. A guy with little dick energy will usually be a masturliker since nobody else likes his post, and will forcefully make a female tell him how he has the biggest penis she ever saw in her life when really the only thing she sees is that he has plenty of little dick energy to go with his tiny genitals.

The guy needs his ego stroked a little, well a lot actually, so his LDE would never be confused with BDE.

LDE by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018