Definitions by Solid Mantis

Urban Thesaurus 

There might as well be an urban thesaurus.

Urban thesaurus is where you go when you're not looking for a definition.

Urban Thesaurus by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Remote dictionary 

For some reason, the definitions in remote dictionary are different than definitions in urban dictionary.

Tim couldn't even find anything about his remote in remote dictionary.

Remote dictionary by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Wallvine 

What a wallflower starts off as.

That guy wasn't even a wallflower when you first met him, he was a wallvine.

Wallvine by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Result 

Immediate results don't usually work out as well as some tell you they do.

She says she can get you results, but will you really want the results she's going to get you?

Result by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

Camera vision 

Eyes like a 24 hr surveillance camera at a convenience store and not like an eagle, more of a reptilian form of vision.

Nothing could distract her or make her camera vision lose focus.

Camera vision by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

Behind the times 

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

Behind the times by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

Shrimp dick 

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

Shrimp dick by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018