Definitions by Solid Mantis

Surrogate 

A surrogate is a substitute.

A surrogate man/boyfriend/husband is a lot like a substitute teacher. The husband/teacher gets sick and the surrogate, like the substitute wonders what the fuck am I doing here and how do I teach these kids anything they're not mine? The surrogate is a lot like the substitute teacher who can't pronounce your name, everybody who meets a surrogate wants the real teacher/husband/man/boyfriend back quick.

Surrogate by Solid Mantis August 25, 2018

Spider sense 

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

Spider sense by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018

Virginiar 

A person who's lying for the first time.

Billy was a trustworthy guy until recently, now that's he's no longer a virginiar he's a con scum piece of shit.

Virginiar by Solid Mantis August 20, 2018

Broke 

Somebody who's accumulated broke shit instead of wealth

The broke guy has enough m's missing from his bank account that he could donate them to alphabets in quite a few languages.

Broke by Solid Mantis August 15, 2018

First world 

There is one world, not three.

The same girl or guy calling your problems first world is the girl or guy teasing you about being broke, where does all the heartfelt compassion for people in different countries come from? Bullshit people talk straight out of a kids school book about first, second, and third world.

First world by Solid Mantis August 7, 2018

2 inches 

An Asian guys hard on.

I got 2 inches of hard dick.

2 inches by Solid Mantis August 5, 2018

Player 

Anything you want it to be in life, not just on urbandictionary.com.

When you say he's a player, it becomes true. You'd only say he's a player, you don't say she's a player since females are not players, only males are players in life.

Player by Solid Mantis August 4, 2018