Definitions by Solid Mantis

Spider sense 

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

Spider sense by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018

Virginiar 

A person who's lying for the first time.

Billy was a trustworthy guy until recently, now that's he's no longer a virginiar he's a con scum piece of shit.

Virginiar by Solid Mantis August 20, 2018

Broke 

Somebody who's accumulated broke shit instead of wealth

The broke guy has enough m's missing from his bank account that he could donate them to alphabets in quite a few languages.

Broke by Solid Mantis August 15, 2018

First world 

There is one world, not three.

The same girl or guy calling your problems first world is the girl or guy teasing you about being broke, where does all the heartfelt compassion for people in different countries come from? Bullshit people talk straight out of a kids school book about first, second, and third world.

First world by Solid Mantis August 7, 2018

2 inches 

An Asian guys hard on.

I got 2 inches of hard dick.

2 inches by Solid Mantis August 5, 2018

Player 

Anything you want it to be in life, not just on urbandictionary.com.

When you say he's a player, it becomes true. You'd only say he's a player, you don't say she's a player since females are not players, only males are players in life.

Player by Solid Mantis August 4, 2018

Hypocrite 

Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.

Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018