Solid Mantis's definitions

Poser

Someone who tries to take someone else's entire life.

The poser assassinated Jesse then tried to become the next Jesse after his death.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2021

Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.

This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.

Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

Poodle people

The kind of person who always tells preaches to) you that they're the wrong person.

One of the poodle people started with the warnings about them being the wrong one again did they?

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019

Asshole

Someone who's not in line and never has been.

Sean is an asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2019

Liquid

Fluid.

The one guy would bring somebody a cup of water, and people would applaud him for it, but the other guy would bring somebody a cup of water and people would call him an idiot, they would say he wasnt liquid enough about it, he needed to be more liquid about it.

by Solid Mantis June 9, 2020

Brick

Something that will split somebody's shit.

Harry- He's out of bricks, how many fingers am I holding up?

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021