Solid Mantis's definitions

Fork

Something you don't need to be going around threatening to stab somebody with. A fork is used for eating food, and a person should have no reason to think of a fork as anything more than an eating utensil.

The guy who uses a fork to eat and not to make threats is the guy who should be left alone. The guy who uses a fork as an example of something he might do is the guy who needs his fork taken from him until he knows how to use a goddamn fork, or when to joke and when not to.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Amoral

Having no morals, holding nothing sacred.

A person who is amoral doesn't have morals.

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Hypocrite

A person who's friends can call them names like slut or heffer and its okay, but when some asshole says it there's a problem.

That asshole is a hypocrite, but then so are you.

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Hypocrite

Somebody who lives by double standards. Do as they preach, not as they practice. The kind of person who gets several dwi's in a row, then posts billboards all over town about how nobody should drink and drive.

Welcome to the hypocrite race.

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Nipple to nipple

According to a scene in Roadhouse you can get nipple to nipple.

Guy at the bar-Hey baby lets get nipple to nipple.
Girl at the bar-No thanks, I can do that on my own.

-From the movie Roadhouse

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Nipple

A body part you've never seen a female go to jail for showing, and if you did it would likely be on an episode of cops, or for show if it was real life.

There's a reason females in America don't show their nipples like a lot of females near the equator do, it has more to do with how people are conditioned socially than a reality where females will start getting locked up for it. Males aren't usually showing any nipples unless its hot outside or they're at the beach. There are many places in public a male is likely to be asked to leave if he has no shirt on at the least, if he doesn't end up in jail. A female would be unlikely to go to jail for breastfeeding in a park, though there would likely be social stigma to go with it, which is what really deters most females from choosing the park as a breastfeeding spot, its thought of as a strange place to breastfeed. Though the same applies to shirtless males in most parks. Where's the double standard females are complaining about?

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018