Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.
Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
by Solid Mantis October 06, 2020
Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are. Someone who's aware that they're the problem is not oblivious to what the problem is.
by Solid Mantis October 06, 2020
There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2016
1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.
2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.
2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Her and her husband had been like like 2 pieces to a 2 piece puzzle, then Leroy came along and fucked up the balance to the puzzle, so her husband Jigsaw became a serial killer and cut Leroy into several pieces so that not all his pieces were there anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021